What sentence should you use to praise "Lao Wang next door"?

I will help you if you have any difficulties. I live next door and my surname is Wang.

The secret of growth is like the light of green beans, dim and flickering;

Beautiful regrets are like pearls in the dark night, their brilliance is engraved with their origins;

Like your water As clear and green as jade;

In the bright summer of my youth, the branches are full of flowers.

Jokes about Lao Wang next door

A certain man came up with a funny joke on his way home from work. He thought it was very funny. It was a joke about Lao Wang next door. He happily ran home and told his wife. Unexpectedly, his wife looked at him with a horrified look on her face, and the man wondered: Wife, why isn't this paragraph funny? At this time, the hilarious voice of Lao Wang next door came from the closet! I had guests at home and couldn't sleep, so I stayed overnight at Lao Wang's house next door. Before leaving, my wife gave me a quilt: Lao Wang doesn't pay attention to hygiene, doesn't wash his feet when he goes to bed, and likes to fart, so it would be better to use his own quilt.

Son: "Dad, the light bulb in your bedroom is always broken. Don't you know how to change it yourself?" Me: "Yes, what's wrong? The light is not broken." Son: "Then why do you always change it?" When I went to work the night shift, my mother asked me to go to Uncle Wang next door to change the light bulb, and he changed it very slowly. It took two hours." Me: "Maybe your Uncle Wang doesn't know electricity." Son: "What do I mean? Mom is always shocked."

A buddy invited me to his house for dinner. During the dinner, his son said to me: "Uncle, you are so handsome. I can do it when I grow up. Are you so handsome?" I looked at his young face, touched his head, and said fondly, "You will be as handsome as me when you grow up!" I raised my head to meet his mother's gaze, and we smiled at each other.