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Three men came to a desert island and were arrested by cannibals. The cannibal leader said to them, "If you do as we say, we won't kill you." Go to the jungle to pick 10 the fruit you see. "Then the first man came back and picked 10 apples. The cannibal leader said, "Put all the fruits in your ass, and there is no expression on your face. "But the apple is still very big, and the first person died in the middle. The second man picked 10 cherries, and the cannibal leader said, "Put all the fruits you picked in your ass and don't have any expression on your face." Then the second man started to jam, jam, jam, but when he reached the last one, he suddenly laughed. So the cannibal leader ordered the man to be killed and eaten.
In heaven, the first person who stuffed apples met the second person who stuffed cherries. He was surprised and asked, "it shouldn't be a problem to stuff all the cherries so small, should it?" Why did you laugh when you stuffed the tenth cherry? "
"Ha ha ha, because I saw the third person pick 10 durian back."
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