Humorous jokes about friendship

She lives in a small hotel, which belongs to a local headmaster. She is very concerned about whether this hotel has a toilet (WC). She wrote the question on paper and gave it to the headmaster.

The headmaster was not very proficient in English, so he went to consult the local priest and asked him if he knew what WC meant. They studied the possible meaning of this abbreviation together, and finally agreed that what the lady wanted to know was whether there was a roadside chapel near the hotel. So the principal wrote:

Dear lady:

I am very honored to tell you that WC is 9 miles away from our hotel. It is located in the pine forest, surrounded by lovely grass. It can accommodate 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. Many people like to go there in summer. I suggest you go as soon as possible. Although there are enough seats, if you don't go on time, you may catch up with very bad seats.

You may be interested in this: my daughter got married there and she met her husband there. This is a great moment, 10 people are sitting in every row. Their faces are so happy. Unfortunately, my wife happened to be ill and couldn't go there. The last time she went there was a year ago, so she was very sad.

I want to tell you something that makes you very happy: many people go there with lunch and stay there all day. Others prefer to wait until the last minute and arrive on time. I suggest you go on Thursday, when there will be organ accompaniment. The acoustics there are very good, and you can hear slender sounds.

Recently, a bell was added there, which will ring whenever anyone enters. I look forward to personally escorting you there and putting you in a conspicuous position so that everyone can see you.

Your most loyal friend