100 points, just entertainment. If you write a joke that is funny, you will be given points.

When I got up in the morning, my husband turned over and the quilt was wrapped around him and rolled up several times.

I looked at him sleeping soundly and thought he was cute, like sushi waiting to be cut. Then he used his belt to tie the big roll around his waist, and then went to work.

When I came back at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I saw my husband still lying on the bed in the same shape as the sushi to be cut in the morning, but the angle was a little different, and he looked at me with a resentful look.

He said: Being hungry all day is not the key. It is not the key that I turned off the air conditioner when I left and heated him to death. It is not the key to go to the work the next day to explain that he was not at work and did not answer the phone.

The key point is: directly opposite the bed is the wardrobe. He looked at himself in the mirror and felt very embarrassed and funny. I didn’t hold my pee while laughing. . . .

. One day I had a stomachache, so I hurriedly went to the toilet, took off my pants and spent a long time, and farted loudly. Then I heard the buddy in the next pit: "I'll wipe..." When I was about to leave after finishing my work, the buddy said again: Brother, do you still have any paper? I was frightened by you just now, and the paper fell into the pit!