Campus funny cross talk script for 2 people

A: May I ask you a question?

B: Ah, tell me

A: What is the most important thing in your life?

B: That’s “eating”

A: What happens after eating?

B: Sleep

A: After sleeping?

B: Eat

A: Eat and sleep, the variety is good!

B: Ah, well, how can you talk?

A: When it comes to eating, you can’t compare to me.

B: How can you eat?

A: I specialize in eating out.

B: Let’s shake hands

A: What’s wrong?

B: I only eat for free outside.

A: We are traveling together

B: What do you think is the best place to eat for free?

A: Do you still need to ask? No matter how big the money is, it can’t be bigger than public funds.

B: That’s right, how about saying that the “bastards” see the same thing!

A and B hahahaha

A: Taking public funds

B: Taking public funds

B: A few days ago, I was I picked up a representative certificate at the door of the hotel, which lasted for three months.

A: Oh, why does it take so long?

B: No matter what the meeting is, I walked in with my representative card and no one dared to stop me

A: Wow

B: Earlier. On that day, the security guard at the door stopped me, and a waiter next to me said: Don't stop him, don't stop him, I know this person, he is an old representative.

A and B hahahaha

A: Then how can you eat if you don’t have a representative certificate?

B: Then I will wear a good suit and wait for a high-end car to come over. When a man who looks like a boss gets out, I will go up to him. Alas, I was looking forward to seeing you ( Go and hold A’s hand)

A: Hahahaha, where can we eat?

B: He is much hungrier than me. Look. You see, I followed the boss. The boss thought I was from the reception unit. The reception unit thought I was the boss. I walked into the banquet hall with the boss and waved to each other frequently. The next day, the photo of me waving to each other --- ---It was also in the newspaper.

A and B hahaha

A: You are famous.

B: I had a good meal at noon yesterday. Good guy, this bottle of wine is worth a cow, and a banquet can cover a building. Everyone opened their cheeks and were about to eat. I shouted, "It's not good, run away, the TV station is here to expose me"

A: Hahaha, okay!

B: I heard a "boom".

A: What’s wrong?

B: They were all scared away

A: Who is not afraid of exposure

B: Hahaha, the rest I'll be guarding table 15 or 6 by myself. I eat hard. The food is so delicious that my chest is two inches higher than my chin. I'll fold the rest and beat it up. I sold the lunch box on the street for 1,800 yuan.

A: Yes, yes, but you don’t eat as well as I do!

B: What’s a good way?

A: I eat more exciting than you

B: How to stimulate?

A: It’s not my fault, now I’m tired of eating in the city, so I went to the countryside to eat.

B: From the city to the countryside

A: This is called "returning to nature"

B: You can eat better than me

A: A few days ago, the county sent an inspection team down there to inspect Xiaokang Village. There were two people in the inspection team, and I got in.

B: Just two people, you got in there

A: You don’t understand this, don’t you

B: Ah

A: Two people were sent down from the top, and 54 people including me were accompanying them below

B: A deck of playing cards

A: Three huge cars, and two small cars in front. Opening the road, more than 50 of us crowded into the truck at the back

B: Not afraid of being squeezed to death

A: We couldn’t care about that much anymore, so we went down the mountain singing.

B: What song?

A: We are pests, we are pests!

B pushed A

A: Who pushed me out? "Exit when it's time to exit. Go and have a meal in a hurry----------"Pa"

B: What's going on?

A: The tire blew up

B: Look, it’s overloaded.

A: More than fifty people came down and walked thirty or forty miles, and their eyes turned green from hunger

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B: A group of wolves have entered the village

A: There are no leaves on the trees along the way we walked.

B: There are locusts, look.

A: We walked to Xiaokang Village and saw that there were only 8 households in total

B: Oops, fifty-four big mouths are here

A : The village chief was so scared that his legs were weak. Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!

B: I was so scared that I cried.

A: In the past few years. , our village has become a model, we have welcomed the visiting group, and sent away the inspection group. I have calculated the accounts, alas, I have become a pauper, and I have to treat you to porridge today.

B: Hey! , it’s a waste of time, you see.