A little joke between lovers (a little humorous story between lovers)

The little joke between lovers is very funny. Let's have a look! The following is a little humorous story between a couple that I arranged for you, hoping to make you happy every day.

One, even if you give me a hair.

M: Monday is my birthday. Can you come?

W: Oh, I'm afraid I have something to do. Let me prepare a gift for you in advance!

M: Don't bother.

Woman: Oh, forget it if you don't want it.

M: It's not that I don't want it. Even if you give me a hair, I will cherish it for a lifetime!

Woman: I'm afraid I don't know what to give you, so I'll give you a hair!

Second, husband and wife suddenly become brother and sister.

My friend got married last year, and she and her husband are both single parents.

My friend has been living with her mother and her husband has been living with her husband's father.

After marriage, the young couple always quarrel, so the two in-laws always come to stop the fight.

One to two, parents got married, and friends and husbands divorced.

Suddenly, husband and wife became brother and sister. ...

Third, just prove to me that this woman is unreliable.

I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago.

We agreed to calm down for a while,

Yesterday, she finally called me, so happy,

She: I'm getting married next month. Then come on.

Shit, you don't follow the rules. . .

It turns out that the groom is my brother!

Then my brother explained to me,

Just to prove to me that this woman is unreliable!

Fourth, second brother, I'll cover you, so get out of here.

"Second brother, I cover, you are quick to withdraw!"

"But eldest brother, are you alone?"

"Walking river's lake, sooner or later is also. I just want you to take care of your sister-in-law for me! "

"Good eldest brother. When my sister-in-law and I have a son in the future, we must remember to let him give you incense! "