How to say shit in classical Chinese?

1. Never heard of short head. Only "short sitting" in classical Chinese is a joke told by Master Fu Baizhai in Ya Ban Er in Ming Dynasty.

There is a sitting head at home, absolutely low. Every time a pedant sits, he has to support his four feet with a tile. After I was bored, I suddenly thought about the policy, called the waiter and moved upstairs to sit. When sitting, it is still as low as ever. Nai said, "People talk loudly, but waves get their ears." I ordered the building to be destroyed.

Sit on the head: used of a seat; Now people say small bench.

Absolutely: special.

Bo: Nothing, nothing.

There is a low stool in Yugong's house. The stool is very low. Every time he sits, he supports the legs of four stools with tiles. Later, he felt very troublesome, and suddenly came up with an idea to call the domestic servant and move the stool upstairs. When he went upstairs and sat down, the stool was still very low. Yu Gong went on to say, "People say that the building is tall, but it's just a hollow reputation." Then I ordered people to tear down the building.

2. Translation of classical Chinese: Jin Ping, Emperor Wu of the Jin Dynasty, asked Qi Huangyang, "Who can do it if there is no order in Nanyang?" Qi Huangyang said, "You can solve the fox."

Gong Ping said, "Isn't the son's revenge just to solve the fox's sin?" Yes, he said, "if you ask me, I don't want to ask my enemy." Gong Ping said, "Very good."

Then use it. People in China call it good. Living in a room, Gong Ping asked Qi Huangyang again: "Who can do it without a captain in the country?" Yes: "noon is fine."

Gong Ping said, "Is noon a son's sin?" Yes, he said, "You ask me, I don't want to ask my son." Gong Ping said, "Very good."

Then use it. People in China call it good. Confucius listened: "Good, the theory of Qi Huangyang! You can't avoid revenge if you raise it outside, and you can't avoid children if you raise it inside. Antelopes are numerous. "

Qi Huangong asked Qi Huangyang, "There is no county magistrate in Nanyang. Who do you think is qualified? " Qi Huangyang said: Just solve the fox. Jin Pinggong said: Isn't Xie Hu your enemy? He replied, you are asking me who is capable, not who is my enemy.

Jin Pinggong said: Good. He was used as a county magistrate, and people all over the country praised Qi Huangyang.

A few days later, he asked Qi Huangyang: There is no autumn in this country. Who do you think can do it? "Qi Huangyang said, noon is fine. Duke Ping of Jin said: Isn't noon your son? He replied, "You are asking who is capable, not who is my son." Jin Wengong agreed.

Re-appointment. People all over the country praised Qi Huangyang.

Hearing this, Confucius sighed, "Alas, Qi Huangyang did the right thing. He recommends others, selfless! " Mencius said, "Shun originated from wood ①, ② was raised between blocks ③, glue ④ was raised in fish salt, Guan Yiwu was raised in soil ⑤, Sun Shuai 'ao was raised in the sea (6), and thyme was raised in the city (7). Therefore, heaven will descend to a great post, and people must first suffer their minds, work their bones and muscles, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and mess with their actions, so patience has (8) benefited their incompetence.

People are unchangeable, and then they can change; Trapped in the heart, weigh (9) consider and then do it; Color tag (10), sound, and then metaphor. If you go in, you can't go home (1 1), but if you go out, you will be invincible against foreign invasion, and the country will die forever.

Then I know that I was born in sorrow and died in happiness. Mencius said: "Shun worked in the fields since he was a child, and he was selected from building walls and selling fish and salt. Guan Zhong was promoted from the prison, Sun Shuai was found from the seaside, and Prissy was selected from the market.

Therefore, God wants to land a great mission on someone, so he must first temper his will, make his bones and muscles tired, make his body hungry, and make himself suffer from poverty, and things are always not smooth. This will shake his mind, exercise his temperament and increase his talent.

People always make mistakes before they correct them; . If you are depressed, you will be extremely anxious, and then you can work hard; Expressed in the face, expressed in the voice, and then understood.

A country, without law-abiding ministers and auxiliary saints, and without the worries of hostile countries outside, is often prone to national subjugation. Therefore, anxiety makes life, but ease and enjoyment are enough to make people die. "

The wolf [original] came home late after a slaughter, and the meat in the bag was exhausted, leaving only bones. On the way, the two wolves traveled a long way.

Eliminate fear and throw it at the bone. A wolf stopped with a bone, but a wolf still threw it back. The last wolf stopped and the previous wolf came again.

The bones are exhausted. And the combination of two wolves is the same.

Tu was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by the enemy. There is a wheat field in Gu Ye, where the landowner earns a lot of money.

Tu Naiben leaned against it with a knife on his shoulder. Wolves are afraid to go forward, eyeing each other.

When I was a child, a wolf left and a dog sat in front of him. After a long time, my eyes seem to be useless and very idle.

Tu suddenly and violently, one knife to cut the wolf's head, several knives to kill it. Just want to go, turn to the salary office, a wolf hole, which means tunnel to attack the back.

The body is half in, and only the tail is exposed. After the slaughter, he died of a broken stock.

It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment, and covered it to lure the enemy. The wolf was afraid, too, but he was killed twice in an instant. What is the geometry of the beast? Stop laughing.

A butcher came home at night, and the meat in his burden had been sold out, leaving only bones. I met two wolves on the road and followed them for a long time. The butcher was afraid and threw the bone to the wolf.

A wolf got a bone and stopped. Another wolf is still following him.

The butcher threw the bone to the wolf again, and the wolf who got the bone behind stopped, but the wolf who got the bone in front came again. The bones have been thrown away.

But the two wolves chased the butcher together as before. The butcher was embarrassed and anxious, and I was afraid that he would be attacked by wolves.

The butcher saw a threshing floor in the field. The owner of the threshing floor piled firewood in the threshing floor and built a hill. The butcher then ran over, leaned over the pile of firewood, put down the burden and picked up the butcher's knife.

The two wolves dared not go forward and stared at the butcher. After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other wolf squatted in front of the butcher like a dog.

After a long time, the wolf's eyes seem to be closed, and it looks very leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up, cut off the wolf's head with a knife, and killed the wolf with a few knives.

The butcher just wanted to leave, but he turned and saw the back of the firewood pile. Another wolf is digging a hole in the firewood pile, intending to drill a hole to attack the butcher's back. The body has been drilled into the middle, showing only * * * and tail.

The butcher cut off the wolf's thigh from behind and killed the wolf. The butcher realized that the wolf in front pretended to sleep, which was originally used to lure the enemy.

The wolves were too cunning, but after a while, both wolves were killed. How deceptive can animals be? It's just a joke. It turned out that Kong Rong was blocked, and there was a panic at home and abroad.

I was nine when I was a child, and the youngest was eight. The second son was embarrassed by his nails. Rong said to the messenger, "Ji's sin stops at the body, but you get nothing."

Zi Xu said, "Do you think there are finished eggs under the nest?" Search is also closed to 6. Note: (1) Kong Rong was captured, which alarmed China and foreign countries: Kong Rong was arrested by Cao Cao here.

Collect: capture. Chinese and foreign: inside and outside the imperial court.

Fear: refers to panic ② Nail-cutting game: a game played by children. Yes: completely.

(jù) Rong: A face of fear. 3 hey: I hope.

Only: Pass "only". X: Take your time, take your time. My Lord: Used as a courtesy title for my father.

End: complete, press: this sentence means that the main body is overthrown, and the affiliated things are not spared and will be affected by it. ⑥ Search and receive: Soon the officers (who came to arrest the two sons) also arrived.

Search: Soon. C: Officer.

Kong Rong's arrest shocked both inside and outside the imperial court.

3. Translation of Ancient Chinese ~ Zhu Shou Dai Tu Interpretation: Metaphor is clinging to narrow experience, not knowing how to change, or thinking about getting something for nothing by luck.

In Han Fei's Notes on Han Fei Woods in the Pre-Qin Dynasty: "There were plowmen in the Song Dynasty, plants in the fields, and rabbits broke their necks and died." Method linkage; As objects and attributes; Feng Menglong's ancient and modern novel "Yangba Lao Yue Guo" Qi Feng: "Is it a good idea for me to keep a house diligently?" Synonym: carving a boat for a sword, sticking to the rules, and enjoying it as an antonym: Tongda contingency lantern riddle Liu Dian So, a farmer in the State of Song dug in the field.

Suddenly, he saw a rabbit running out of the grass beside him in a panic, hitting a stump by the field and lying there motionless. The farmer went over and saw that the rabbit was dead.

It broke its neck because it ran too fast. The farmer was very happy and picked up a fat and big rabbit effortlessly.

He thought; If rabbits can be found every day, life will be easier. Since then, he has never tried farming again.

He put his hoe beside him every day and lay in front of the stump, waiting for the second and third rabbits to hit the stump by themselves. There are so many cheap things in the world.

Of course, the farmer didn't pick up the killed hare again, but his field was deserted. [Tip] This is a well-known fable.

Rabbit suicide on the stump is an accidental phenomenon in life. However, farmers in Song Dynasty mistakenly thought it was a frequent and inevitable phenomenon, and ended up in a rural wasteland with nothing.

Luck rather than hard work will not lead to good results. We can't be fools waiting for him.

[Original] Song people have plowmen. There was a plant in the field. When the rabbit touched the plant, its neck broke and it died.

Stand by and let the plants out and save the rabbit. Rabbits can't recover, but as Song said.

Once upon a time, there was a farmer in Song State who had a stump in his field. One day, a rabbit running fast ran into a stump, broke its neck and died.

From then on, the farmer gave up farming and waited by the stump every day, hoping to get another rabbit. Of course, the rabbit didn't wait, but he himself became the laughing stock of Song State.

【 Note 】 ① The roots and stems of plants are exposed on the ground. (2) go-run, escape.

(3) class-ancient agricultural tools, similar in shape. (4) Ji-hope.

(5) As a small fruit of the Song people, it was laughed at by the Song people. Idioms sum up the explanation of Zheng Renmai Lu: used to satirize people who only believe in dogma and ignore reality.

Source: Han Fei, during the Warring States Period, Han Fei's "Han Feizi's Foreign Reserve on the Left": "Zheng people want to buy shoes, first measure them, then sit down and go to town, but forget to do them, and have already done them, so they say' forget to support them'. If you take it back, if you violate it, you can't do it. "

Ex.: Never learn. Use subject-predicate form; As an attribute or adverbial; With derogatory synonyms, people in Henan buy shoes by mechanically copying dogmas and riddles. Those who want to buy shoes first sit down and go to the city, but forget to do it. They had already done it, so they said, "I forgot to insist."

"On the contrary, take it. The anti-urban strike cannot be realized.

People say, "Why not try? Holden: Holden reliability is better than confidence. Zheng has a man who wants to buy a pair of shoes. He measured his feet first, and then put the measured size on the seat.

When I went to the market, I forgot to measure. I have got the shoes, but I said, "I forgot my size." Then go home and get it.

By the time he came back, the market had already dispersed, and he finally didn't buy shoes. Someone asked him, "Why don't you try on the size of your shoes with your own feet?" He replied, "I would rather believe in size than my own feet!" Note Zheng-the name of a small country in the Spring and Autumn Period, in Xinzheng County, Henan Province.

Buy-and, will. Buy, buy.

Footwear-silver road, leather shoes, all shoes. Degree-sound capture, reflection, used here as a verb, that is, the meaning of calculation and measurement.

The word "du" at the back, used as a noun, is a ruler. One-synonymous with classical Chinese, here refers to the measured size.

Sit-the same seat is a seat, referring to chairs, stools and other furniture. To the city.-Go, go.

Let's go, let's go. City, fairness.

Fuck.-Take it, take it. Just-just, the end, here refers to the market has been dissolved.

Nihility-nothingness, nothing, here is the meaning of can't, can't. The central idea "Zheng people buy shoes" is that there is a person in Zheng who intends to buy shoes. He measured his feet at home first, but he forgot to measure them when he arrived at the market. When he ran home to get the measurements, the market had already dispersed.

Someone asked him why he didn't try it with his feet. He replied that he would rather believe in size than his own feet. This story satirizes those who do not proceed from reality and stick to dogma.

Comment on Zheng Guoren who made dogmatic mistakes. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, and not only makes a big joke, but also can't buy shoes.

In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the feet, not the feet. It may not happen. But there are such people. Some people, speaking, doing things and thinking, only start from books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the notebook, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the notebook but actually exists.

In this kind of person's view, only what is recorded in the notebook is the truth, and what is not recorded is not the truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.

People in Zheng want to buy shoes, they have to sit on their feet first. Go to town and forget to fuck it.

Having fulfilled his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist." Instead, it is.

The anti-urban strike cannot be realized. People say, "Why not try?" Yue: "I would rather be reliable than confident."