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Who said the classic words in "Slam Dunk"?
Sakuragi: That stinky Liu Chuanfeng!
Akagi: Goosebumps all over the place!
Rukawa Kaede; Big Idiot
Sakuragi: Wild Monkey!
Qingtian: Red-haired monkey!
Aida Hikoichi: Write it down
I want to observe it carefully~
Rukawa; I wonder if idiots are contagious?
Akagi : Don’t touch my hands, they will stink
Coach Taoka: Why? Why are you all going to Xiangbei?
Xian Dao: Interesting!
Audience: Come on, referee~
(Hahaha, dubbing error! Haha)
Sakuragi: Because I am a basketball player
Sakuragi: I am a genius~~Hahahaha...
Mitsui: I want to play basketball
Haruko: Do ??you like playing basketball?
Rukawa: Because we are close
We are very strong
Haruko: Sakuragi is so powerful!!!
Coach Anzai: HO ~~HO~~HO~~HO~~
Sakuragi: Dad!!
Sakuragi: Gorilla....
Sakuragi : Let me deal with that middle-aged man~
Rukawa: Idiot!
Shortly after the second half of Xiang VS Ling began, Xian VS Ryu started a wonderful one-on-one battle
After Rukawa made a shot (looking at the scoreboard) he said to Sendō: "The score is getting closer again"....(a kind of attitude of just letting it happen)
Rukawa Kaede : Super Idiot
Ryota: Defeat this guy, and I will become the best defender in the country
The shoe seller: Your girlfriend is really beautiful
Akagi: Our goal is to dominate the country!
Group before the start of the game: Let’s go!
Sakuragi: Mistress~~~~~~~~~~
Sakuragi: I am King Kong’s younger brother under the backboard
Shimamura Yoko: Sorry , Sakuragi Hanamichi, I like Oda from the basketball club... (I'm shy, please don't disturb!)
Sakuragi: I feel like I'm dreaming
Sakuragi Corps (In front of the steel ball shop): Okay, we're going to start fighting! One, two, three, let’s go! ! ! ! !
Ayako: Go to the whole country, Miyagi!
Mistress: Okay~Okay
Stop yelling~It’s disgusting!
< p>Sakuragi: I didn’t mean it!Sakuragi & Orangutan: Don’t worship~the teacher is still alive!
Rukawa: It’s so noisy~Idiot!
Rukawa Kaede: My eyes are so dry
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Sakuragi: "The real gorilla, strangle the neck."
Miyagi: Score another goal! !
Qingtian: Coincidence, he must have been thrown in by chance.
Sakuragi: Mistress. . (Haha)
Mitsui Tehisa: Don’t call me that. . (Strange)
Sakuragi: Let’s call him Shou Shou. . . . . (Hee hee)
Hisashi Mitsui: Ah. . . Let’s call her Mistress (Khan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
Sakuragi: Kill you with my eyes! ! ! !
Rukawa: No matter who he is, as long as he disturbs my sleep, I will never forgive him
Sakuragi + Miyagi: We still have basketball
Haruko :Do you know what a slam dunk is?
Rukawa Kaede from Class 10! It doesn’t matter how many people you have! I will never forgive anyone who disturbs my sleep!
Mistress: Fool, we are also good friends now!
Said to De Nan.
Goodbye! Sports boy! Tienan
Ryotian: Acai~~~
When fighting Xiangyang, Sakuragi: They lost so much that they even sent their alternates to pull them over
Akagi: You are a boy against a boy
This year’s first graders are so unlovable! !
Rukawa Kaede: Idiots cannot be cured without medicine.
Mu Shinichi: Akagi looks older than me.
Tetsuo: Goodbye, sports boy.
Mitsui: Coach, I want to play basketball...
Rukawa: I don’t want to lose, even if the opponent is Hainan.
Sakuragi Hanamichi: Hello, this is It's a basketball player express company.
May I ask where Akagi-san is seated~!
The mistress called home: "Hello? Oh, I'm not going home tonight. I'm reviewing my lessons at the captain's house...what? Our basketball team is all at his house! Please trust your son Okay?"
Put down the phone and mutter: "I can’t even believe my son once in a while..."
Sakura: "Hahaha, that’s because you have had a bad experience. !”
Rukawa Kaede’s reason for going to Shohoku: “Because it’s close to home.”
Rukawa Kaede: Just follow me if you don’t want to be substituted
Qingtian came in and said: "There are so many people in your basketball team taking the make-up exam, haha..."
Akagi said: "What about your judo club?"
"It's just me!" Then he knelt down and said, "Teacher, please..."
Sakuragi bought basketball shoes and showed them off
"It's really like a cat "It's like adding wings!"
Everyone said, "It's like adding wings to a tiger!"
Sakura said to Ryota, "You'd better find a way to grow ten centimeters taller in a month." !”
Sakuragi said to Xiaosan: “Xiaosan, you need to work on your physical strength, otherwise you’ll get burped again in the game!”
During the training session, the ramen shop————< /p>
Ying: Thank you, boss, let’s calculate the money together next time
Yang: Sakuragi, how many bowls did you eat
Ying: 4 bowls, finally I’m full, haha, keep practicing! ! ! < /p>
Violence——————
The Sakuragi Legion appears————
Tetsuo: Who are these people?
Tokuo: They are the legendary Sakuragi Legion, this is Sakuragi Hanamichi, this is Mito Yohei, etc...
Three people: Who is waiting!
Gaogong: I am Gao Gongwang!
Da Kusu: I am Yuji Da Kusu!
Noma: I am Chuichiro Noma!
Mito: Oh! You are the legendary idiot trio!
Three people: What?
Then, they started fighting——————
(Takamiya’s battle line)
Enemy: You pig is quite durable. !
Takamiya: What! Let you try it! (I don’t remember this sentence, so I made it up, please forgive me)
(Da Nan’s battle front)
Da Nan: Oh? It doesn't hurt at all! It seems you were seriously injured! Who was he beaten by? (The answer is: repaired by Rukawa)
The enemy (Aaron): (He was speechless)
(Noma’s battle line)
Because of the previous , Noma had been beaten, so he found someone who had also been injured
Noma: The injured person should have fun with the injured person!
(Mito's battle line)
Mito (to Mitsui): Hey! The main culprit! Don't even think about escaping!
(Sakuragi’s Battle Front)
Sakuragi (vs. Tetsuo): Let’s play the second round!
After that, Sakuragi saw through Tetsuo’s punches and started to fight back——————
Sakuragi: Exactly seven punches...this is Miyagi This is Yasuda's share...
This is Rukawa Kaede's share (Q version: pat Tetsuo's face)... < /p>
Rukawa: This bastard!
Sakuragi: It’s not over yet! There are also burning basketballs and breaking mops with cigarettes...
Tetsuo (Psychological activity): You broke the mop yourself, right... (It turns out that Tetsuo is very resistant to beating, and he is quite sober at this time)
We are very powerful! ! ! ————Shohoku Basketball Team
I will never lose to anyone again————Rukawa Kaede
I also want to go to the United States.
Today, after defeating you here————Rukawa Kaede
You did a good job, although you are clumsy————Rukawa Kaede
I want to play basketball————Mitsui Kotobuki
Yes, I am Mitsui Hisashi, a person who never gives up hope——Misui Hisashi
I am a genius! ————Sakuragi Hanamichi
I want to defeat the Sannos with my own hands, by the genius Sakuragi————Sakuragi Hanamichi
The basketball common sense of you guys is valuable to me. It doesn't work! ! Because I am a layman! ! ———— Sakuragi Hanamichi
I like it very much, I’m not lying this time———— Sakuragi Hanamichi
We are waiting for you——Everyone is waiting for you ——Your favorite basketball is waiting for you————Akagi Haruko
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