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What is the probability of Qatar 2022 winning the FIFA World Cup in 22 years?

When the reporter talked to God about the men's soccer team, he said, "When will the China men's soccer team play the World Cup? Or when can our national football team enter the World Cup and win the World Cup? " God took a deep breath and said earnestly, "Go to the prison to find a dozen or twenty strong men on death row and give them four years' training. If you enter the World Cup, you will be exempted from the death penalty. If you can't get in, you will be pulled back and shot. If so, I think China will definitely enter the World Cup! In this way, China won the World Cup in the fastest four years! " Under the four questions, there will be brave people! Under four questions, there will be a dead husband! Heavy penalties are imposed on the brave, and heavy penalties are used in troubled times! Why can't the national football team participate in the World Cup? When will the national football team win the World Cup? God replied: in this way, four years at the earliest! God knows: China's selection and employment methods, the fighting spirit of the national football team, physical tactics and so on. Very poor, and the management of amateurs is constantly changing. Only by establishing the selection mechanism can football talents appear. This is the key. No matter how good the coach is, he can't bring out a good team. He has quick selection of materials, strong jumping ability, strong body, quick response, flexible mind and good mechanism of survival of the fittest.

In 2002, we were able to enter the World Cup finals. It can be said that the advantages of the right time, the right place and the right people have been occupied. The 2002 World Cup was jointly held by South Korea and Japan, and these two countries entered the finals without qualifying, so our China team lost two direct opponents in East Asia, which greatly reduced the difficulty of promotion. For China, the 2002 World Cup was not only the peak of joy, but also an unforgettable memory. As China people, China fans love and hate football, especially men's soccer. They all hate iron not to produce steel. They were hit by countless disappointments. If they are not desperate, they are real fans! If you win the championship whimsically, you can only hope for the distant future! China's men's football team won the World Cup, which is simply daydreaming!

Tell a joke first, so that everyone can relax before this heavy topic. Three people went to heaven, namely Koreans, Japanese and China. After arriving in heaven, the Korean asked, "God, when will our football win the World Cup?" God replied, "You need 50 years." The Korean cried: "It seems that I will never see it in my life." Then the Japanese asked, "God, when will our football win the World Cup?" God replied, "You want 100 years." The Japanese also cried: "It seems that I will never see it again in my next life." Now it's China's turn to ask, "God, how long will it take us to win the championship?" God cried after hearing this: "I will never see you again." What seems like a joke is actually a real reality. It's really cold to watch the development of football in China. High attention, high salary and high treatment have cultivated a group of enterprising foodies. They walked up and down the football field, and their grades fluctuated. Anyone dares to lose. They used to be afraid of North Korea. In recent years, even Vietnam, the Philippines and Thailand have not had much advantage. In addition to losing, Asian national teams of all ages stopped ranking, and shame records were created one after another, which made fans want to cry. China's football performance is a mess, and the Football Association is to blame.

A group of foreign monks fiddled with batons and kept changing them. To give a simple example, the national football team defeated Syria and Lippi resigned angrily. A month later, the head coach did not specify it in time. For the sake of so-called fairness, three local coaches were interviewed on the 25 th, and the results have not been made public. If the black-box operation is obvious, the interview on the 27 th, which was originally agreed, was arbitrarily advanced to the 25 th. It is said that this is a traditional festival in the west. China's football consultant returned to China to scratch the ball and let Zhu Xuanshuai, the team with the worst performance in football history, lead the team and let Li Tie take over smoothly. The intertwined relationship, anecdotal legend is by no means groundless, it is such a casual football association, what can fans expect?