The script of two people laughing cross talk on campus.

You can borrow the script of the comic dialogue "Positive and Negative Words", which is as follows:

A: Crosstalk is a language art..

B: Is that right?

A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others. ?

B: Is this the basic skill of crosstalk performers?

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. A brainwave will come out of your mouth right away.

B: Right, right, right?

Your mouth should be quick, too?

B: Really?

Do you like yours?

B: I'm especially suitable for it?

A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes! ?

Is it that thick? ?

A: It's not appropriate to say cross talk like you.

B: who is not suitable? Let me tell you something, smart guy?

A: Yes.

You have a clean mouth.

A: What about you?

B: Say anything! ?

A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Are we going to talk or not?

What do you mean, anyway? ?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart! ?

Can we try?

A: I'll be right there. My desk?

B: Yes. . . . . . ?

My desk?

My desk?

Well, why are you so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see?

I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react! ?

B: No problem! ?

A: My head?

B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid! ?

A: My forehead?

B: I have no brain! ?

A: My eyebrows?

I have no eyes! ?

My eyes?

I am a pig's eye. What a pity! ?

My nose?

My nose?

B: Do you want to say more?

A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I still have a tooth in my pocket?

I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?

A: ok, let's go to the garden to sign up for the flowers?

Go to the garden? Is this good?

But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What requirements! ?

A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act. ?

B: I will do it with my actions, right?

A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right? ?

No problem, I am the most beautiful person! ?

Can we start now?

B: OK?

I go to the garden?

I want to go to the garden?

A: I'm Peony?

B: I'm Peony?

A: I'm a peony?

B: I'm Peony?

I'm Molly?

I'm Molly?

A: I am a dog's tail flower?

I am a dog with a flower tail.

Curtain call exit.

Extended data:

Performance skills

Ma Ji, a famous crosstalk artist, pointed out when talking about the basic concept of crosstalk: "(Crosstalk) is the art of making people laugh by organizing a series of unique' burdens'. The burden here is the burden of language art, and the language here is the language that bears the burden of art ..., baggage, and laughter can be said to be the three elements of cross talk art, which are indispensable. "

(Quoted from Ma Ji's Review of Quyi in Thirty Years (No.2, 1987). Among the three elements he listed, language and laughter are also possessed by other crosstalk arts, and only baggage is unique to crosstalk art, and baggage is in the most important position in crosstalk art. Therefore, the analysis of the content and form of baggage is the key to our study of cross talk art.