Who made jokes about Tang Priest and Wukong if you are the one?

Wukong and Tang priest went on a blind date, if you are the one.

When Wukong came to power, all 24 lights went out for the following reasons:

1, no house, no car, only a broken stick;

2. Occupational hazards of bodyguards;

3, always playing goblins, not gentle with girls;

I've been in prison, and I was crushed under Wuzhishan for 500 years.

Tang Priest came on stage, wow! All the lights are on because:

1, civil servant;

2, brother, the background is the hardest;

3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages;

4, handsome;

5, the most crucial point: there is a BMW!