Are there any funniest jokes?

1. Professor Q: What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late.

Taxi drivers are often fined by the police. He hates the police very much. One day, his daughter-in-law comforted him and said, honey, call the police when we have a child. If you want to get angry, call the police when you come back. If you still don't believe me, fuck the police.

1 At noon on weeding day, mines were buried. Li Bai walked over and blew to 250.

If you don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Clap at night, I don't know how many people died.

On this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. I don't know how many people will die with dichlorvos.

If you don't take a shower in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Bring a big bear in and see where you are going!

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that I suspect there is frost on the ground. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I bowed my head and tore my crotch.

6 Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. There are two pairs of shoes on the ground. There are dogs and men on the bed, including you!

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. Chatting and meeting every day, * * * calling damn it. . . .

9 thousand net is green and red, and the chat is getting empty. We met 480 times, and how many dinosaurs were there?

10 On a rainy morning in Beili, I was full of sadness and hurt my heart. I advise you to stop looking for netizens and become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.