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I introduced my blind date to my classmates and sister …

When I came home this Spring Festival, my mother introduced me to a blind date for 90 years. God, I'm 98 years old.

1995 Our generation, driven by the one-child policy, has different ideas from the previous generation of parents, so my mother, who has always been open-minded, can't escape the limitations of her age and began to sell me what she called this "not-so-tender cabbage".

So I added WeChat under the coercion of my mother's eyes, but I euphemistically expressed my willingness to take it easy. When I met a high school classmate, I took it out and spit it out again-I didn't expect a classmate to listen and said that I could introduce this 90-year-old story to my sister.

I just thought he was joking. I didn't expect him to ask me about it in private when I got home, and then listed the basic situation of his sister-

God, he is already the best among our high school classmates. Her sister is even worse, only 30 years old. She struggled to get a suite in Wuhan and worked in Shenzhen with a monthly salary of 24 K.

So I asked my mother to reschedule it. My mother's attitude at first was that the woman was old and the man might not want to.

Me? There's nothing I don't like about being 32, not to mention being so excellent.

My mother said it was just her guess. After calling the middleman, we exchanged basic information such as the age of the RV.

In the evening, the man said he wanted to see a full-body photo of the woman.

There are two messages about this:

First, men are very sophisticated, no matter young or old, but their height and figure can't be bad (aesthetic value is preferred)

Second, the hard value is hard enough to compete with the "girls should marry early" in the traditional marriage and love system.

Facts have proved my cognition: earning more than 20,000 yuan in 30 years (and housing), the comprehensive value is certainly higher than that of poor girls in their early twenties, and people will like the depreciation of age, but under the condition of hard value (earning ability of RV, education background, family background), they will make rational concessions or even ignore the former.

I have sent a message to my classmates asking for photos. Let's talk about it later. In my mother's words, I didn't expect to be busy for others all day. I hope good people will be rewarded.

I laughed to death.

It happened at the beginning of the 24-year-old animal year, which is very interesting. I saw many pictures of my profile:

1. Family background consideration.

When my classmates met, I told them about this blind date in 1990 and 1998, and it was inevitable to put out each other's conditions. Two 985 graduate students were expressionless when they heard me talk about colleges and salaries.

Until I said that my father in 1990 seemed to be the director of education. A 985 graduate student's face changed and said, this is the real cow, which is ok!

It is not difficult to understand why this classmate is so sensitive to the information of officials at home, combined with his background of taking the exam in Selected Graduates.

2. Boys see the meticulous degree of conditions

When my classmate asked me about the basic situation of the man, he asked me to be more specific. I said that my family background, salary and RV were all told, and photos were also sent. What else is there?

He said, is it an only child, family situation, where the house is, and the size of the area.

I was shocked at that time, and the conditions for boys to pull were really much more detailed than those for girls.

There is an echo here. When this classmate told her sister's information, she was also very detailed. She works in Shenzhen and even gives the name of the company's business circle in detail. She said that her sister has a house in a certain district in Wuhan, and that the pool area is 80? Square.

Although I don't know what it means, I feel very detailed.

My mother's attitude towards this matter.

Because my mother questioned my classmate's sister's age before, I also called her.

But when chatting, my mother objectively evaluated this matter:

"If you can, the woman got married. Compared with family conditions, the man has nothing to say and is definitely better; However, this girl is much stronger if her personal ability is comprehensive. "

People long for men, men long for men, and women long for women.

4. You can choose only if you have a certain economic foundation.

"If I have the ability to buy you a suite, you can still find someone you like, just looking at people and feeling."

When chatting, my mother said.

Only when you have the economy can you have the freedom of choice, which is why the standard of men with a little capital (RV) is often young and good-looking, because people just like young and good-looking people, and the things in their wallets give them the capital to pursue what they like.

"Looks are not important. I think men never look at looks. " When I said "when a rich woman finds a handsome guy", my mother said.

Is it not important? If you buy a house, you are telling the truth-for ordinary citizens, survival is the most important thing, so the conditions are greater than people, so you choose life security; But if there is a guarantee of life, we can look at the person himself, his appearance, his feeling, his lovable personality and his feeling of love.

You must have the capital to get married before you can choose a partner according to the standards of love.

We must have some money and some charm to match the lover we want, which is neutral. Money may not buy charm, but money is definitely not attractive, which is unisex.

My mother gave me this information, and the man wanted the woman to take a full-body photo. At this time, I said to my mother, "Look, I told you, I will make money and have the ability. Isn't it much better than being young? If you humiliate me in the future, please don't humiliate me because I am no longer young. Please humiliate me because I am poor and stimulate me to make money. "

Youth is only temporary and irreversible; Poverty may not be inevitable, but you can always turn the tables against the wind.

If a young boy/girl is urged to get married and fall in love, don't worry. We can understand our parents' worries. Accelerating marriage is a social phenomenon.

Make more money, make more money, everyone's flowering period is very long, and there is no hurry for these twenties.

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? About the author:

1A Wan, born in 998, is a life observer and a future interpreter.

Active players in translation.

Focus on one of the most important things.

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