A cold joke about the spy's dog.

A medium-rare lamb and a medium-rare beef are fried together in a pot. Why don't they chat? The key: because I am unfamiliar.

Sharks eat 50 Jin of mung beans. What will it become? Keywords: mung bean paste

The cannibal patriarch suddenly wants to eat vegetarian food. What should he eat? Keywords: vegetables

How about going camping in the wild? What do you think when you wake up in the middle of the night and see the stars in the sky and the Big Dipper overhead? Key: The tent was stolen.

There is a western woman who doesn't understand Chinese. She went to buy chicken breast, pointed at her chest and pretended to crow, so she bought it. The next day, she wanted to buy sausages and let her husband go. Why? Because her husband can speak Chinese.

Once upon a time, there was a man who slept in the middle of the night. Suddenly, his child woke up hungry and cried. What part of his body does he use to make his children eat? The key: his feet. He kicked his mother to nurse.