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What are some good words, sentences and paragraphs to use to introduce yourself?

1. Do you want to make friends with me? I have many shortcomings, can you accept them?

2. In our class, there is such a person. Although she is not good-looking, she is very eye-catching. You can guess from the nickname "Smurf" given to her by her classmates that she must have many interesting stories!

3. I am ordinary, ignorant, and a little stupid, but my grades are first-rate. In school, if you ask me my name, no one knows it. Seeing this, you may have some idea of ??my character. I am humble and bragging, humorous and show off.

4. No one is perfect, everyone has advantages and disadvantages. So, what do I look like in the eyes of my relatives?

5. I am a smart child, and my mother sometimes asks me for advice on computer matters; I am a lazy child, who often stays in bed and sleeps in on Sundays; I am a careless child, and during exams I often get some simple questions wrong; I am an obedient child and never move things around in other people's homes.

6. "Outside the quiet village, there was a stupid kid who was born in the 1960s..." Andy Lau's "Stupid Kid" came out from the radio. I couldn't help but smile, because I am a stupid kid. Child.

7. How boundless is the sea? How vast is the grassland? How vast is the desert? I am as small as a drop of water in the ocean, a blade of grass on the grassland, and a grain of sand in the desert, but I have my own wonderful world.

8. Huh? A person appeared in the mirror: a round little face like a red apple, with a pair of bright eyes embedded under two crescent-like eyebrows. Whenever I feel upset and angry, my little mouth will pout out, as if there is a bottle hanging on it! Who is this little girl? Haha, she is me.

9. "Luffa flowers, pumpkin flowers, if others don't praise me, I will praise myself." Today, I will praise myself. Hee hee - don't laugh at me for being so immodest. Once I finish my compliments, it won't be too late for you to laugh at me again!

10. I am a veritable "big thief" in my class. I just steal other people's... You can't say too much, otherwise the secret will be exposed! Haha, if you want to hear it, let's go and let this "big thief" take you there!

11. I love myself because I am kind; I love myself because I am obedient; I love myself because I am studious... I love myself for not just three reasons, but N. Reasons, countless reasons!

12. Standing in front of the mirror, a little boy appeared: short black hair, twinkling big eyes, thick black eyebrows, and a small mouth. This is me-- Lin Weiwei.

13. I, 12 years old, am a hot-tempered girl with short hair. If you want to get to know me and make friends with me, please board the "Angel 1" spacecraft and let it explore my "True Lushan Personality"!

14. A bud in winter - this is my name, there is a mouth in the sky, this is my last name, the combination of these two is my name - Wu Donglei.

15. "Heaven moves vigorously, and a gentleman strives for self-improvement!" I like this sentence very much, because it is majestic and in line with my personality. I can shake my short hair and say it coolly: "This is me, the only me!"

16. My surname is Han, my first name is Yiran, and my age is eleven. Let me tell you quietly, despite my quiet appearance, I am actually a very important figure at home and at school! Don't believe it, do you? Then I will tell you one, two, three and four to satisfy your ears.