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A lovely netizen asked for help online: sitting on the toilet is often thrown with bombs. Which master has mastered the splashing technique and recently taught his younger brother?

Reply [1]: This is simple. You can't splash a piece of toilet paper before defecation!

Reply [2]: Just don't pull, or cut the stool into small pieces with sphincter, and there will be no splash.

Reply [3]: Look for patterns from food categories ~

Reply [4]: It won't be possible to stuff corn into your py.

Reply [5]: Put the stool aside and squat high.

Reply [6]: When bb is disconnected, quickly lift pp, then sit down, then lift ... Sit down, lift ... After you have experience, you can also estimate the height and angle of pp lift according to the length and weight of BB. Just practice pulling every day.

Reply [7]: I forgot to add that the most convenient thing is to let the bottom of bb directly touch the water ... Let bb dive into the water quietly, just like peeling an apple.

Reply [8]: Pull bb out with *, and it will crush itself.

Reply [9]: SB, you won't catch it with your hands first and then gently put it into the water, will you?

Reply [10]: It's actually very simple. If the landlord is not in his squatting position, just stretch the pp back a little when defecating, then the stool will fall on the ground behind the squatting position, and there will be no danger of splashing water. If this building ...