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There is a problem with the geography handwritten newspaper in Grade One (1)
Millennium conjecture of Ai Grottoes
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When people witness these fragments of civilization, they always ask questions. Who and when dug this cave in such a steep place?
The Kizilia Gorge in the north of Kuqa, known as the Tianshan Grand Canyon, is a geological and structural wonder. It is winding and rugged, tens of meters at its widest point, and only one person can pass through the narrow place. In spring and summer, mountain torrents will fill the valley; In autumn and winter, the intermittent trickle in the canyon slowly melts into the Tongchang River at the mouth of the ditch. Tongchang River is called "Dongchuan Water" in history books. It flows in an eternal manner, which not only nourishes and enriches this ancient land, but also breeds and develops human culture. Many sites that have been preserved so far, such as Ai Ancient City, Suba Buddhist Site and Copper Smelting and Ironmaking Site, are all by this river. The rolling river bears and bears witness to history, present and future.
The circuitous cliff blocks people's sight again and again, making many mysteries preserved after thousands of years of sealing.
1One day in April, 1999, Abu Laiti, a herdsman in Agger Township, Tianshan Valley, northern Kuqa County, trudged and jumped between rugged mountain roads with his herb-collecting backpack and equipment as usual, as vigorous as an antelope. He searched and selected. He found a clump of green between cliffs more than 30 meters away from the bottom of the valley. He didn't hesitate. While grasping the ivy, he stepped into the grottoes that had been dusty for more than 1000 years.
The Mystery of South Shaolin: Why did it disappear more than 200 years ago?
"Shaolin is the best in the world", and the monks of the two Shaolin temples in the north and south, known as the "northern legs of southern boxing", help to uphold justice and save the nation. However, Shaolin Temple is doomed to be burned down. 1000 years have passed, and only north shaolin, the two famous Shaolin temples in the north and south, still stands on Songshan Mountain, with strong incense, while the South Shaolin Temple has disappeared at this moment. To this end, people began to trace back to history.
According to legend, in 1276, Kangxi suddenly ordered 3,000 guards to burn South Shaolin! What the hell is going on here? There must be a thrilling story in it.
So, Putian first started their search. In Linshan Village, the cultural relics investigation team found a stone trough in the Northern Song Dynasty engraved with the inscription "Monk Soldiers". Experts argue that "monk soldiers" are a unique establishment of South Shaolin Temple. From this, it can be inferred that the Linquan Courtyard where the stone trough is located is the legendary South Shaolin. However, Quanzhou's two genealogies, Qingyuan Jinshi Genealogy and Xishan Magazine, recorded in detail that there was a grand Shaolin Temple in Quanzhou. Unexpectedly, Fuqing produced more conclusive evidence at this time. Unearthed cultural relics, ancient maps and related documents all show that there is a Shaolin Temple in Fuqing.
However, Luo Ying, a professor at China Academy of Social Sciences, found that the mystery of South Shaolin entered a deeper exploration. Luo Ying discovered an almost extinct special Buddhist Sect-Xianghua Monk in Minnan Town, Fujian Province. The fragrant flower monk also served the Buddha, held funerals for the people and promoted Buddhism. But it is different from the authentic Buddhist jungle. They can kill animals to eat meat, get married and have children. Strangely, the descendants of the fragrant flower monk have a mysterious secret book-the secret book of the fragrant flower monk. There is a big secret in this secret book, which reveals why the South Shaolin Temple suddenly disappeared without a trace one night more than 200 years ago and the true location of the temple ruins. (Director: Cai Jiali)
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Become a butterfly immortal dragon tattoo girl
Deep valley, mysterious nation
Dulongjiang Canyon is located at the northernmost part of Nujiang Grand Canyon in Yunnan Province, with Gaoligong Mountain at an altitude of more than 5,000 meters in the east, adjacent to Dairika Mountain on the Myanmar border in the west and south, and bordering Xizang Autonomous Region in the north. Dulong River, like a jade belt, descends from Chayu in Tibet to the south, forming a steep canyon stretching for 97 kilometers. The Three Gorges Fiona Fang covers an area of over 1.900 square kilometers. Because the mountain was closed by heavy snow for half a year, it formed a unique and closed natural geographical environment, and also gave birth to a little-known minority-Dulong.
Dulong is a minority with a population of only over 5,000. They have their own language and should belong to the Tibeto-Burman language family of Sino-Tibetan language family. Restricted by conditions, Dulong once lived a life of free migration, slash and burn, men fishing and hunting, and women picking. Until the liberation, most Dulong people built fixed villages along the coast of Dulong River.
Female tattoo is a peculiar custom of Dulong nationality with a long history. The Book of the New Tang Dynasty called it "Wen Mianpu", and Nanzhao unofficial history called Dulong "Embroidered Tribe". There are many theories about why tattoos are needed, but there is no exact explanation in a strict sense. Some say it is to prevent being taken away by foreign nationalities; Some say it is to look good; Some people say that it is to recognize the soul after death. There is also a saying related to primitive totem worship-in the belief of Dulong people, the dead soul "Axi" will turn into various butterflies and fly to the sky.
In short story three:
German submarine and density current
During World War II, German submarines often entered and exited the Strait of Gibraltar from the Mediterranean and attacked the allied forces in the Atlantic Ocean. After several losses, the allies sent warships to guard the strait and listened with sonar. They plan to blow up the submarine with a depth charge as soon as they hear the motor sound. After listening for many days, there was no sound, but the German submarine slipped out of the strait and appeared in the Atlantic Ocean. It turns out that the surface seawater of the Gibraltar Strait flows from the Atlantic Ocean to the Mediterranean Sea, and the bottom seawater flows from the Mediterranean Sea to the Atlantic Ocean. The Germans took advantage of this. When crossing the Strait of Gibraltar, they turned off all the machines and walked with the help of the current. The allies waited for the rabbit, but let it slip under their noses. This ocean current belongs to the density current, and its causes can be introduced into the content to be studied in the textbook.
Looking for the erosion of stone beasts and running water
Ji Yun, a scholar in Qing Dynasty, recorded in Notes of Yuewei Caotang that the stone beast in front of a land temple fell into the river due to the collapse of the riverbank. Ten years later, the mountain gate was rebuilt to look for stone beasts, but it was not at the original drowning person's place or downstream. A veteran said he wanted to look upstream, and as he said, he fished out the stone beast. Why do stone beasts "run" upstream? The reason is that the stone beast forms resistance to the water flow after falling into the water, which makes the surrounding water flow faster and stronger, and the sediment on the lower side facing the water flow is gradually washed away by the water flow and becomes a cavity. For a long time, the stone beast fell in the direction of water flow due to gravity, and moved upward repeatedly. It can be seen that the veteran's judgment is correct, and the erosion and handling of running water enable stone beasts to "sail against the current".
Gulf War and Natural Belt
In the invasion war and the Gulf War, the United States played the trump card of the air force, but the result was the opposite. Apart from political reasons, the difference in natural environment between the two places is a very important reason. Vietnam is located in the tropical monsoon rainforest belt. Along the "Ho Chi Minh Trail", the forest covers the sky and the rugged mountain terrain makes it difficult to observe the military dynamics on the ground from the air. The use of electronic surveillance and other high-tech means by the US military to determine the bombing target has also had little effect. However, most of Iraq and Kuwait are tropical deserts with flat surface and sparse vegetation. In the face of the "carpet" bombing by multinational forces, the Iraqi army had nothing to hide, only to be beaten, its combat effectiveness was seriously damaged and it was doomed to failure. It can be seen that the natural belt and terrain have an objective impact on the air raid war.
There are also many stories about war. .....
Joke:
Homophonic jokes related to geography
A. "South China Sea Islands"
Mr. Li is having a geography class.
Mr. Li: Where are the South China Sea Islands? Have you seen them?
The students burst into laughter and shouted, "Yes, the front row!" "
It turns out that there is a "boy" in the class called "Zhu Dao".
Tip: South China Sea Islands (65333)
B, "The Territory of China"
Mr. Li: How big is the territory of China?
A student: Jiang Yu from China? Jiang Yu from the Yangtze River or Jiang Yu from Heilongjiang?
Mr. Li: Your geography score may be the last.
A student: First come to Shudu? Then I will go to Sichuan to study.
Tip: territory = =jiāngyù= = Jiang Yu; Countdown = dà osh incarnation = to Shu.
C. "Three-level administrative divisions"
Mr. Li: What are the three administrative divisions of China?
A student: China's humorous remarks about the sexual characteristics of the third grade are not suitable for children.
Tip: Regionalization
D, "regional culture"
A class teacher took maternity leave, and the school arranged Mr. Li geographically to take his place. One day, the monitor found Mr. Li and complained anxiously: "The blackboard newspaper in our class has not been published this month, and the school will evaluate it next week." Please set a theme and ask everyone to provide the manuscript. "
Mr. Li thought for a moment and said, "Go back to class immediately and tell the students that this month's blackboard newspaper will take' regional culture' as the theme, so please contribute actively."
The monitor returned to the classroom and announced it widely on the blackboard: please contribute actively to the theme of this month's blackboard newspaper-hell.
E. America and Japan in Asia
Mr. Li: How do you say that the United States and Japan are both in Asia?
Global Connect: I said, what's wrong with being in Asia every day? Aren't I in Asia every day?
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