Cute homophonic sentences of routine objects (selected 6 sentences)

cute homophonic sentences of routine objects

1. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss, and Spongebob said with tears, "Crab boss …" Crab boss: "You're welcome"

2. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

3. If I call a toad ChuChu, is it cute? I call a coyote Wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

4. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, grandpa, you were rode away by yourself.

5. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright at all.

6. You don't even taste me. What do you taste? Pinru?

7. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, I can't get anything off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

8. There was a duckling who ran fast after stepping on the mud and then fell asleep. The story name was Mud Sleeping Duck.

9. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. It's my birthday today.

1. We can't just feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and don't let your mother feel YiBo. I think about giving my life a try all day, so turn around and let your mother give it a try. "

11. The children's chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The children said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

12. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

13. Why do all houses with strong evil spirits have a piano in horror movies? Because "there are several demons in the piano".

14. Just now, I met a foreigner, and his fluent English was very good. I asked him if he pronounced American or English, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

15. I am a medicine for losing weight, and I can make people lose weight.

16. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

17. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are gone. I have no pliers.

18. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust's house to play with the rice crust and asked who you are. Mud said I am mud, I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

19. Yongqi helped Emperor Amar to take a bath, and even rubbed out Amar mud.

2. "What book did you buy?" "programming." "c++ or java" and "Shen Congwen" routines are cute homophonic sentences. Part II

21. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.

22. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is terrible (Kochakin)

23. One day, I died when the king hit the road. I told my teammates to keep off the road, keep off the road, keep off the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

24. Do you have A Brief History of Time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

25. Fahai will never be a rapper, because he won't spare snakes.

26. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

27. You don't even add my WeChat. What do you add, pirates of the Caribbean?

28. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. All my rest is you."

29. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

3. Don't love me. It's fruitless. I have many things to do and I still love to work.

31. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say this when you know the answer? Xiao Ming: because we young people don't talk about five (martial arts)

32. Girls who love to laugh are not bad in figure, so why do they drink with joy?

33. Being afraid of the night, he got a night-shelter certificate.

34. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the ant's nest?" The other ant said, "Laughing or ... very silent."

35. I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

36. I haven't washed my hair for four days at home, so I'm a sexy oil.

37. My mascot will be you, crab! Because you have money (pliers)

38. It's not that easy to fall in love. Everyone has his mobile phone.

39. Driving past a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire is so loud that it turns out to be mud.

4. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you feel sad and want to chew? The cute homophonic sentence of the routine object III

41. Even I don't like it, so what sponsors do you like?

42. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance, "I am a spider."

43. One day, Little Bear looked everywhere for his book: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

44. Do you know why Jackson Yee doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the store will be closed at night.

45. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asked peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato and you, did you hear? I only belong to you.

46. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So this is called oysters like mud.

47. Do you like ladies' style or my epilepsy?

48. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

49. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and as a result, two men got into a fight. When the police asked him, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said, "Pull out a tooth."

5. The fried egg fell in love with the poached egg. It took the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house and sang, "This is a little love song for fried eggs.

51.a: What did you eat today? B: I didn't eat duck. B: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

52. Medusa petrified a general's wife. The general angrily said, "How dare you petrify a bitch!" Medusa: Hate … and lonely birds have sung their grief?

53. At the age of seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Cicada: I can't say I love it, but I like it a little!

54. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, will you stop urging me? To persuade the rich, I am willing!

55. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Zhen Huan biography?

56. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.

57. Shrimp and mussel got 1 points at the same time. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

58. I have to fill in my personal information when I enter the door, so my identity has become a secret: "Fill it in and fill it in quietly, leaving a little secret".

59. When I was Gucci, my tears were always dior of para para.

6. A beautiful woman's room is generally messy. After all, she is a beautiful woman in a messy room. The homophonic humorous sentence of the teasing object

The homophonic humorous sentence of the teasing object

1. When I was fourteen years old, I thought I had caught a cicada for the whole summer, but I didn't expect the cicada to say, "I can't say I hate it, but I like it a little."

2. I have an amazing job ""What? " "Dig the lotus root"

3. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was kindness that the crab cooked it.

4. One day, several students were having dinner in the dining hall, and the TV in the hall was playing the Qing Dynasty drama. After eating, they wanted to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper, so they asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

5. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being said: ouch, it's a new dress!

6. I have to fill in my personal information when I enter the door, so my identity has become a secret: "Fill it in and fill it in quietly, leaving a little secret".

7. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?

8. I told the wind that it was windy to the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

9. I'm easy to get along with, and I can't get along with it myself.

1. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

11. If you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?

12. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it was really a waste of love.

13. You don't even want me. What are you thinking? Want to die?

14. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki?

15. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

16. The steamed buns are too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat them. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added is nothing.

17. Mother sparrow smells little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to tie today, baby?" Little sparrow: "Jojo ~"

18. A sheep migrates.

19. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

2. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, grandpa, you were rode away by yourself. I am a condensed milk bun, and today I lost my temper.

22. One day, the elephant ate a lot of ice cream, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to vomit. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired of the elephant"

23. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

24. The fried egg fell in love with the poached egg. It took the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

25. "What will a pear and a grain of rice become in the refrigerator?" "don't leave me!

26. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell down. I hate mud. Do you hear me? I hate mud.

27. the Monkey King's golden cudgel is missing. Ask the land father, the Monkey King: "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great because it suits your hairstyle"

28. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

29. I have to rely on threats to do anything that a good-looking girl can do with a little charm.

3. My uncle became fierce when he cut his head, because he became a vulture.

31. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I can't surf the Internet.

32. Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I don't have long eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because the bacteria will kill the orange, the orange has to die. .

33. Xiaoming was not feeling well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said that his throat was "inflamed" and he said, "Hi"

34. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer, You see other girls can receive flowers. Why don't you give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

35. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

36. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, hahaha, I am a reflection fox.

37. The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out in a crackling way. It turned out to be a loud pill.

38. Do you have A Brief History of Time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

39. You know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

4. You don't even love me, so what do you love? Einstein's homophonic sentence of asking for forgiveness and apology

homophonic sentence of asking for forgiveness and apology

1. The weather is so hot, we will always get acquainted.

2. You don't even think about me. What do you think? Want to die?

3. We can't just feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and don't let your mother feel YiBo. I want to give my life a try all day long, and turn around and let your mother give it a try. "

4. I'm so hungry, so I have to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help me export my hunger.

5. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is covered with mud.

6. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, I ask if you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like ... like you said?"

7. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

8. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

9. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a guy when he gets angry.

1. I have to fill in my personal information when I enter the door, so my identity has become a secret: "Fill it in and fill it in quietly, leaving a little secret".

11. One day, Little Bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that strawberries grow so slowly. Little Bear said, You can't do berries, you can't do berries. Did you hear that? Not without you.

12. If I call a toad ChuChu, is it cute? I call a coyote Wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

13. A quail was late for the dance, so everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

14. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

15. I haven't washed my hair for four days at home, so I'm a sexy oil.

16. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "confession balloon"

17. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.

18. "A piece of glass ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say?" "What?" "Good night, I am broken."

19. Puffs were squashed, and my mother said they could not be eaten. I asked why, because they were flat puffs.

2. Even I don't like it. What sponsors do you like? The homophonic sentence of asking the object to forgive and apologize Part II

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