The funniest love letter-a love letter from a frog to a swan

Dear cygnet: Hello! Gung! Gung! I wandered in the deep well, eager to meet a girl in white like lilac. This is me in the past, when I was a frog in the well. At that time, I knew I didn't deserve you, so I had to sing a sad single love song to the wellhead every day.

After I ended my underground life, I ushered in a turning point in my life. There was a movie called Titanic. In the movie, Jack looked at Ruth eagerly, much like the way I looked at you! Jack is also ridiculed by his companions as a toad who wants to eat swan meat! Ha ha! However, Jack's brother is desperate to win the heart of his sister Ruth. This incident greatly inspired my romantic heroism. I am determined to be the Jack of the frog world!

In the following days, I emancipated my mind and updated my ideas. The first thing I did was to learn advanced human experience and technology. God knows, I became the first person in the animal world to implement the household contract responsibility system. The frog education development plan and the sustainable insect catching plan were formulated. Awarded the highest prize in the kingdom by the king, the frog prince award. I try to be a frog with all-round development in morality, intelligence, body and beauty. I learned to surf the Internet, play football and even write poems: I left like a croak, just as I came like a croak. I kicked my leg and didn't take away the mud. I led the kingdom frog football team to compete with the M country frog football team that came to challenge. We beat each other at our home in Baiyangdian. I won the title of the best athlete of the year with the goal of jumping to the top. Crickets who jumped across the channel were also awarded this honor.

Dear Little Swan, I know that you are elegant and generous, and you should have a broad world. But there must be an excellent frog behind a successful white swan. Dear goose, I don't have male frog doctrine, I am willing to be your solid backing. I am defending the farmland in my hometown, and you are desperately ahead! Half of the harvest is me and half is you. The dollar and the pound are half yours and half mine! We don't have to evade taxes. The kingdom allows some animals to get rich first, then we will take a bigger step.

With money, we can buy air conditioners, so I don't have to hibernate. With money, I can buy high frog insurance to avoid being cooked by humans.

Dear cygnet, I know I'm in poor shape. I also know that there are many birds and animals prostrating themselves under your velvet skirt. I am not as strong as a tiger or as beautiful as a peacock, but I have an unpretentious heart. I am ugly, but I am gentle. Little Swan, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone!

Finally, let's wish together: May Qian Shengqian travel thousands of miles online.

Confession love letter: the funniest love letter

Dear Miss Yahua, I have carefully studied and understood the spirit of the relevant documents of my superiors, listened to the valuable opinions of the masses with an open mind, accumulated detailed first-hand materials, went deep into the tiger's den, made unannounced visits and talked with you many times. After my comprehensive arrangement, analysis and research, I deeply realize that you are indeed an excellent modern woman, kind and gentle, sexy and charming, smart and lively, and belong to a rare animal like the national treasure giant panda Yangtze baiji. Knowing you, I feel my life is full of hope. In order to dedicate my youth to the magnificent love cause, contribute my intelligence and make bold efforts for the happiness of your life, I hereby apply to be your only and sincere lover. I promise you to do a line, love a line, be red and expert, shine when there is heat, and make your due contribution in the post of love!

I'll give you a brief report on my recent thoughts. I think you can't be poor if you want to be your lover, so I'm determined to fight poverty to the end-now I'm looking for a way to get rich like Socrates explored the truth and liberated myself like Marxism–Leninism liberated all mankind! I admit that my biggest dream is to be with you. I care about your every cell, just as Uncle Lei Feng cares about every grandmother on the stormy road. I love every inch of your skin, just like Comrade Jiao Yulu loves every inch of Lankao. Ah, I love you-just like that butterfly named Liang fell in love with that butterfly named Zhu!

Dear Miss Yahua, if I can successfully embark on the post of loving you, I will be strict with myself, carry out the principle of love, implement the resolution of love, respond to your call, care about your joys and sorrows, work hard, contribute silently, suffer first, enjoy later, take your happiness as the center, explore boldly, innovate actively, serve you wholeheartedly, and strive for your (including me, of course) happiness for life! If my conditions are not mature, I will persevere and continue to work hard. Please test me severely.

Love Letter from Wolf to Tutu —— Funny Love Letter

I miss Tu Tu day and night: every time I think of you, I will fully mobilize every part of my five senses to show my love for you. My left eyelid will jump, I will sneeze continuously, accompanied by tears. My left ear will rotate up and down, and I want to hear your voice. Although my right ear does the opposite, I also want to hear your voice. My furry mouth will have a strong desire, and by the way, a liquid called digestive enzyme will drop from the tip of my tongue, one drop or two, which is hard to give up.

Every time I see you, my whole body is filled with joy. I want to gently hold you in my arms and kiss every inch of your land. I want to hold you in my mouth and let you feel my warmth. Every time you want to break free, you say that my hand is a talon and my mouth is a gate of hell. I want to solemnly point out that these words are not suitable for me, but you always don't listen and shake your ears desperately, so I want to prove it with practical actions!

Because loving you is irresistible, I let you go deep into my stomach and visit on the spot. What is great love? What is heartbreak? You are quiet, I know, under the influence of my education, we finally merged into a whole. Is this what most people call a combination?

Sometimes I see someone chasing something called love so hard, and I'm sorry for them! Tutu, my love is different from theirs. I love you. There is no doubt that no matter how much suffering you experience, no matter what ups and downs you experience, this love will not be erased in this life. I love your pointed ears, red eyes, pursed mouth and soft body. I spent my whole life waiting for your arrival! I will die painfully without you!

Come on, good rabbit, come to my heart!

Hui often loves to eat your wolf.

Funny love letter: a humorous short love letter

Humor can bring some unexpected effects in confession, and humor is even directly related to the success of your confession. That kind of humor in language can't be changed and formed in a day, but it needs to be accumulated in your usual continuous literary reading and reflected by your attitude towards life. Today, let's take a look at those lovely love letter expressions and walk into the love letter encyclopedia together.

Can you catch the trace of geese flying in the sky? Can you hear the sound of flowers blooming on the ground? You can read all the vows in the world. Can you hear the three most common words I say to you?

Honey, are you asleep? I really want to hold your little hand, cling to my chest, hold you tightly and kiss your forehead. I really miss you. Why is the night so long? If I want to love you forever, I can't get rid of you.

Real lovers are: when they are together, one hour is one second; And when they are separated, one second is an hour; This is exactly how I feel when I am with you. I love you forever!

I always stand at a distance that you can grasp as long as you reach out, and I am most afraid that you will turn away at such a distance; I love you! Unfortunately, I only have a lifetime.

Sunrise+sunset = morning and evening; Moon+stars = infinite thoughts; Wind flowers+snow moon = gentle and sweet; Meteor+heart = blessing! Wish: People who love you love you more, and people you love know you better!

I am not good at expressing myself, but I know I will be good to you. I don't know anything about romance, but I'm sure you won't get tired of me. I am not an understanding person, but I know how to love you and love you.

If/I/I don't love you/the earth collapses/the seas run dry and the rocks crumble/the earth doesn't turn/the sun sets.

If we can't love each other/The Dead Sea begins to fade/The Yellow River changes its course again/The Sahara is no longer dry/The Himalayas will become Ma Pingchuan.

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton.

Once you get sick, I'll lose two Jin. Once I was sick, you gained two pounds instead (you came to the dormitory to accompany me and ate all my snacks. )

Dear Linlin, I am such a person, a noble and pure person, a person who is free from vulgar tastes, but don't praise me like this, it will make me proud, and what I have done is far from enough.

Even if one day, your footsteps become faltering, your hair turns white, and your rosy face is covered with wrinkles, I will still hold your hand and walk in the afterglow of the sunset.

I like that there is only pure hope and only a stable and moderate growth in life. I like the color after years of rinsing. I like and expect this person who is reading short messages to become my eternal lover.

I will always treat my feelings and family, and I will be responsible to the end. Everything I do is for you and this family. You know, I don't even hesitate to sell my youth and body.

Do you know that?/You know what? I secretly think that I am full of sweetness, secretly think that I have no pressure, and secretly think that I am so beautiful. Only when there is your taste in time will the memory become beautiful and more meaningful.

I bought you 200 yuan of clothes, and I only cheated you 50 yuan. You bought me a watch from 30 yuan and tricked me into asking for a 300 yuan.

I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

I admit, I admit, I'm a bad guy, I'm a gangster, I stole the pears from Cai's family, I moved the rice from Li's family, I don't want the party's forgiveness, I don't want the government's leniency, I just want your love!

Conclusion: By reading these love letter phrases, we can feel that a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere can also be revealed in the confession of nervousness and suffocation.