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Humorous sentences describing changeable weather
2. The weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense!
Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.
It's not innocence that defeats me, it's innocence.
It's cold, only a coat, no hugs.
6. I like this weather, a little rain, just don't need an umbrella, just like this, like fog and rain, cool, with a cool wind on a cloudy day, very comfortable and sober.
7. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.
8. The weather is unbearably hot, and it is Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.
9. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.
10. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can indulge in swimming in the pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.
1 1. It is said that this is a season when you will feel cold if you wear more clothes.
12. On such a hot day, you don't even want to chase after your boyfriend ran off with someone else.
13. It was so hot that the water was cut off. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.
14. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!
15. It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.
16. In summer, the vegetation is particularly lush, the leaves of holly trees are shining, and the old elm trees are flourishing, giving people a thick shade.
17. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's hearts.
18. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.
19. I just met a stranger in the street and suddenly became an acquaintance!
20. Time warms friendship; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
2 1. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing and slept with him. It was so hot.
22. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.
23. Last night, the wonderful wife suddenly said to me, "Your Majesty, the male and female servants have one thing to ask!" "But it doesn't hurt to say it." "Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot!" I ...
24. An old childlike innocence gains happiness; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
25. How to send a circle of friends to express the hot weather?
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