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Excerpt from Maxim magazine

Excerpts from the Maxim Magazine

Introduction: The following is an excerpt from the Maxim Magazine that I compiled. I hope you can use it.

Excerpt from Maxim Magazine

1. In the first 30 years of your life, you develop habits; in the last 30 years of your life, your habits determine you.

2. After a person undergoes different levels of exercise, he will obtain different levels of cultivation and benefits. Just like spices, the more you pound them, the finer they are ground, the stronger the fragrance becomes. We once longed for the waves of destiny, but in the end we discovered that the most beautiful scenery in life is the inner calmness and calmness? We once looked forward to the recognition of the outside world, but in the end we realized that the world belongs to us and has nothing to do with others. Relationship!

3. There are two kinds of disconnection: one is forgotten, and the other is kept in memory.

4. Maybe when everyone is born, he thinks that the world exists for him alone. When he finds out that he is wrong, he starts to grow up.

5. The so-called understanding is to know the deepest pain in the other person's heart, where the pain is.

6. Don’t think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to care about you.

7. Some roads can only be walked alone.

8. Not everyone knows the meaning of time, and not everyone knows how to cherish it. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, there are only hearts that are willing to love and those that are unwilling to love.

9. This world belongs to those born in the 80s and 90s, but in the final analysis, they are still thick-skinned.

10. Don’t bow your head, the crown will fall off, don’t shed tears, the bad guys will laugh.

11. Love makes no sense in the first place, so why bother talking about it? fool.

13. You think magazines don’t have to exist because of the Internet, and buying magazines is a waste of money. But magazines have a different flavor from the Internet.

14. Habits are better than maxims. Habits are formed by taking living mottos as instincts and adding flesh and blood to them.

15. Only people with profound thoughts can write good aphorisms, and those who only read aphorisms can only be flattering.

16. Life needs mottos, but not mottos for life.

17. There are about 4,200 publishing houses and 13,000 bookstores in Japan. Including stores that only sell magazines and comics, the total number is no less than 30,000. On average, 2.98 million books, 5.69 million monthly magazines, and 4.37 million weekly magazines are delivered every day, totaling 13 million volumes per day.

18. Every celebrity will say some success quotes after becoming successful. So, is it considered "opportunistic" for future generations to see these mottos?

19. I can't write life mottos for others, because I myself don't believe in the life mottos written by others.

20. Gossip is a waste of tenderness. Sweet words, shy years. The latest quotations from the Motto Magazine

21. Aren’t all life mottos a form?

22. The oaths are messy and forbidding reliance, and the courage to go through the dirt is cool and perfunctory.

23. What makes people tired is not the mountains in the distance, but the grain of sand in the shoes.

24. Motto: I would rather get drunk with others than wake up alone and correct myself: I would rather get drunk with others than get drunk myself

25. These magazines are like As before, condescension lights the way forward for us. I also deliberately tore off the page where the jokes were published in each issue of the magazine as proof of their existence

26. If you want to criticize the surrounding scenery, you must first climb on the roof.

27. It’s strange that we disdain to be with others, but we are afraid of being different.

28. Is he a good person? I don’t like this statement very much. Because I think people will only call those who are useful to them.

29. A person’s walking range is his world.

30. Things always happen suddenly, and the reasons are always added after the fact.

31. Don’t be too entangled in the present, and don’t worry too much about the future. When you experience something, the scenery in front of you is no longer the same as before.

32. Only those who have never been injured will laugh at the scars on others!

33. In fact, the life of each of us is a world, even the most ordinary people To fight for the world in which he lives.

34. Don’t think too complicatedly. If you hold your hand too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.

35. Whether in good times or in bad times, life is an endless struggle against all kinds of difficulties, a battle in which one is outnumbered.

36. When God closes a door for you, he will also add a lock for you. The latest quotations from Maxim Magazine

37. There are two most touching places in the station: an entrance and an exit. One doesn't want you to leave, the other is waiting for you to come back.

38. In fact, beautiful stories have no ending. They are beautiful only because they have no ending.

39. Don’t cry. It’s so ugly. Crying won’t change anything. This world has never been gentle to anyone.

40. Treat everyone with sincerity, live in harmony with the majority of people, frequently come and go with a few people, and be intimate with only one.

41. No matter how long the night is, day will always come.

42. If you ask God for help, it means that you believe in God’s ability; if God does not help you, it means that God believes in your ability.

43. I don’t ask other people’s stories unless she wants to.

44. There is no road longer than feet, and no mountain higher than people.

45. I don’t care if you have fallen, I only care if you will rise.

46. Don’t be too willful, because you are living for your future self. Don’t let your future self hate your present self.

47. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but about learning to dance in the wind and rain.

48. We often put on expressions of faith and pious actions, but sugar-coat the devil’s nature.

49. To endure pain requires more courage than death.

50. You cannot wait for others to arrange your life, you have to fight and fight for it yourself; no matter whether the result is happy or sad, the consolation is that you have lived a life in this world in vain. . With this understanding, you will value life instead of being cynical; at the same time, you will also inject a powerful inner strength into yourself.

51. All the mediocre people in the world, ancient and modern, are defeated by the word "lazy"; the talents in the world, ancient and modern, are all defeated by the word "arrogant".

52. It always seems impossible until its done. Before something succeeds, everything always seems impossible.

53. I am not born to be a king, but there is blood flowing in my bones that will not let me bow.

54. There is no need to regret. If it is beautiful, it is called wonderful. If it is bad, it is called an experience.

55. People will always be separated, for our non-negotiable future and the so-called bright hope.

56. I hope you will carry a few mottos in your mind: The first motto is: Live in the present. The second motto is: live naturally. The third maxim is: Live alone.

57. No matter what China is like, please remember that where you stand is your China; whatever you are, China will be; whatever you are, China will be; you have light, China will not be dark.

58. Sometimes, we live very tiredly. It’s not that life is too harsh, but that we are too easily infected by the outside atmosphere and influenced by the emotions of others. When walking among the crowd, we always feel that there are countless piercing glances and many sarcastic remarks. In the end, our minds are confused and we are gradually tied into the mess we have woven.

In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can keep you in their hearts.

59. The best thing is water, which benefits all things without dispute. He is hated by everyone, so he is close to the Tao. Live in a good place, have a good heart, be kind and benevolent, speak good words and have good faith, govern well, do good things and be able to do good things at the right time. The husband does not fight, so there is no need for you.

60. Never compare your luck with others. I have never thought that I am luckier than others. I may have more perseverance than them. In the most difficult times, they can’t stand it anymore, but I can stand it longer. One second, two seconds. ;