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The nymphomaniac wife was overjoyed when her handsome boss forced her into a corner
The nymphomaniac wife was overjoyed when her handsome boss forced her into a corner
Text: Zen Xiaoyan
A handsome guy appeared on a dating show. When introduced by the VCR, he said that he was the best He is good at cold jokes, and they are all original. So, Meng Fei asked him to come to the scene. I can’t remember what this man said. I just remember that Meng Fei’s teasing was very interesting: You don’t know, as soon as you come up, the women here will be affected. No, what an idiotic question, why are they asking, oh, okay, okay, yes, yes, hahaha.
Actually, I have also encountered such a situation. I once went to a shopping mall with my girlfriend and met a man by chance. To be honest, the man was not very good, but my girlfriend said, wow, he is a loser. I curled my lips, it was really a piece of grass under the city wall. My girlfriend immediately rolled her eyes, what do you know? After that, he just ignored me. Fortunately, that city girl later held the hand of a girl, which proved that she already had a master. Otherwise, I really doubt that my nymphomaniac girlfriend would really ditch me, rush forward, and say to her, Handsome guy, Look, how am I doing? That’s all, I feel sick just thinking about it.
It’s understandable for adolescent girls to be nymphomaniacs, because their minds have yet to be matured. At this time, a boy’s skin will become their first choice; but once they become women, they will not look at a boy again. It depends more on the identity, status, and reputation of the person in front of you. If they are all good, and the appearance is a zero point in a few terms, it still has flaws; but if the above three indicators are all zero points, He only looks like Pan An, so the woman can only say sourly that she should leave it to little girls. Of course, what I’m talking about belongs to the majority. In fact, there are also alternatives.
I watched "Little Things in the Big City" last night. It is a "Team for Coordinating Trivial Family Disputes" composed of a group of old ladies. That is, when any family in this city has a conflict, they all move forward bravely, pat their chests, and ensure that we are not involved. Things that can't be solved. But from the few episodes I have watched, a trivial matter like sesame and mung bean has become intricately complicated because of their involvement. Later, I began to wonder if the program director had done it deliberately. For example, a couple had a quarrel, and these ladies went to break up the quarrel and forced the story of the three queens and five emperors to be revealed. The small quarrel escalated into a big quarrel. The quarrel escalated again and turned into a divorce. In the words of one of the eldest ladies: Behind every happy family, there are many unfortunate factors hidden behind it. What they do is to pull out all the budding factors of these misfortunes, eradicate the roots, and pretend they don't exist if they can't be hidden. In fact, I think it's just adding to the confusion.
The hostess of this issue is a working professional. The reason why she cried is that she was sexually assaulted by her male boss. This is very clear. Isn’t it better to report the crime and bring this male boss to justice? Come on. But the key is whether there is surveillance at the scene. The police can only investigate both parties in the incident and take confessions.
The woman said that after work that night, the male boss asked the woman to work overtime on the grounds that the work tasks were not completed. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the attentive male boss even brought milk, cakes, and midnight snacks. The woman watched The posture stopped the thought of getting off work. By 11 o'clock in the evening, the entire building was already empty of people from other companies. There were only a few lights on. It should be that the company's senior management was having another meeting. When the male boss walked in, he started to make moves towards him. He refused at first, but considering that he was his boss, he didn't resist. In fact, how could a weak woman resist? Wuwu
The boss said, this woman is a nymphomaniac, she always makes fun of me, she is too coquettish, you tell me, that man can bear it. Besides, even though I was interested, she didn't refuse. She even took the one out of the office drawer and advised me to be gentle. Isn't this typical of being prepared? Because it uses mosaic, otherwise, I really want to see how handsome this man is? To be able to say such obscene words is truly extraordinary.
The woman’s husband obviously spoke from the perspective of his boss. Yes, he knew what she was like before the marriage. She was a nymphomaniac and never stopped having sex. Normally, when I see a handsome guy (omitting 50 words of expletives here), I think we are hopeless. In the end, even if her boss lied and she is innocent, there is no way we can save him.
In the end, the woman’s tears, the male boss’s shamelessness, and the man’s departure all gave me deep thoughts.
It’s about one word: nymphomaniac.
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