Please help me translate two jokes into English.

1. 1. Clinton and the priest died on the same day. God made a mistake and sent Clinton to heaven and the priest to hell. After discovering the mistake, God immediately changed it back and they met on the road. Clinton and a minister died on the same day. God made a mistake. He sent Clinton to heaven and the priest to hell. When God found that he was wrong, he immediately changed his decision. Clinton and the minister met on the road.

Father: Thank God, I can finally meet the Virgin Mary. Clinton smiled and said, unfortunately, it's too late.

Minister: Thank God. I can finally meet the virgin Mary. Clinton smiled: "Unfortunately, you are late.

2. A man came to a bar on the top floor of Empire State Building in New York. This looks like a very nice place, so he found a seat in the bar. A man came to a bar on the top floor of the Empire State Building in New York. It looked great, so he sat down in the bar.

"This place is great! I have never been here before. " He said to a man sitting next to him. How wonderful! I've never been here before. "He said to the people at the next table.

"oh! Really? " The man replied. "It's nice here. It's a strange bar." Oh! Really? "The man replied that this is a good place. This is also a very special bar. "

"Are you? Why? " "Are you? Why? " "

"Yes! Do you see the picture on the wall in the distance? That's an original by Van Gogh. And the stool I am sitting on now was once on the Titanic. " "yes. See the picture on the wall in the distance? That's an original van Gogh. The chair I am sitting in was once on the Titanic.

"ouch! It's amazing. " The first person said. "Oh, my God! It's incredible! " The first person said.

"If you jump out of the window and fall about fifty feet, the wind will catch you and push you back." "If you jump out of the window, when you fall about 50 feet high, you will be caught and pushed back by the wind.

"No, that's impossible!" The man sneered. "No, it's impossible!" The man sneered.

"What is impossible. Watch it! " Then the man went to the window, opened it, climbed onto the windowsill and jumped. "Nothing is impossible! Look! " With these words, the man went to the window, opened the window, climbed onto the windowsill and jumped out.

He fell 10…20…30…40…50 feet, stopped, then flew back with a whoosh and easily passed through the window. When the altitude climbed from 10 to 50, he stopped and flew back quickly. He went in through the window.

"See? Interesting, isn't it? You should try it. " He said. "Did you see it clearly? Interesting, isn't it? You should have a try. " He said.

"Give it a try? I can't even believe what I just saw. " The first man shouted. "Give it a try? I can't even believe what I saw. " The first man shouted.

The second man tried again and said, "Try it". The second man tried again and said, "Why not try it yourself?"

"what! Give it a try. " The first man said this and then jumped out of the window. "It's nothing. The first man jumped out of the window.

He fell10 … 20 … 30 … 40 … 50 … 60 … 70 … 90 …100 feet, and then slammed into a street pizza on the crosswalk. He fell from10 … 20 … 30 … 40 … 50 … 60 … 70 … 90 …100 feet, and then with a loud noise, he threw himself into a street pizza at the crossroads.

After reading these, the second man casually closed the window and went back to the bar to ask for a glass of wine. The bartender came up to him with a drink and said, "You know, Superman, you are such an asshole when you are drunk." After reading it, the second man casually closed the window and went back to the bar to ask for a glass of wine. The bartender brought the wine and said to him, "You know, Superman, you are such an asshole when you are drunk."

Completely handmade. I'm so tired from playing.