How can you make a person laugh? Are there any humorous jokes? Ask the great gods to talk and help.

During the winter slack season, Grandpa took his 5-year-old grandson "Turtle" around the city. After getting off the train, I came to the street. Go ahead and see a car. Because I have never seen it, the grandson of "Turtle" is very curious. Just ask grandpa what it is! Grandfather told him that it was a car. Suddenly, the tortoise saw the back of the car steaming. Ask grandpa what it is! Grandpa told him that it was automobile exhaust. The tortoise looked at her grandfather and asked! What is automobile exhaust? Grandpa thought for a while before telling him that it was a car fart! The tortoise cried happily, Wow, cars fart, too. . . . . . ! ? There is a joke that a poor scholar is afraid of people for the New Year, so he wrote this single couplet "23456789 North and South". A rich man passed by, changed this link after reading it: "Lack of clothes, food and things", and took out the money with him to help him! ! ! There is a vendor who specializes in selling bean sprouts and posting Spring Festival couplets for the New Year. He thought about it and then wrote a pair. The first part: long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long. Horizontal batch: very long! Since then, his business has been very good! ! ! Pretty girl: "Don't talk, I get bored when you talk." Zhou Xingxing: "I haven't said it yet. Why don't you tell me something? Pretty girl: I told you to stop. You talk like a fly, which makes you sick. Zhou Xingxing: Oh, it's amazing that words can play such a big role. Can I work part-time? " Pretty girl: "Do what?" Zhou Xingxing: Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage. Pretty girl: You're hopeless. Go back to the funeral. "I didn't ask for anything before I died. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't agree. Do you promise? " Pretty girl: "Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered." Zhou Xingxing: "Will you treat me to KFC?" Pretty girl: "Go to hell .."