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There is an urgent need for English funny plays for eight people.
Narrator): A long time ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, some crazy people tried to show the crazy history in a crazy way. Mr Jing Ke is the most famous swordsman. He was sent to assassinate Ying Zheng, the king of Qing Dynasty. But in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened then? Well, the next program will tell you the truth.
Action one
Lingyun (first takes out the mirror to comb his hair and be narcissistic): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful man in the world? Yan Jun (behind the scenes): It's you, Prince Dan! (Lingyun is happy) Thanks for the mirror! But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy. I think if the mirror tells him the truth, he will kill me. I was scared. So what can I do? (Shouting at the curtain) Where is my minister?
Cen (respectfully): Dear, I'm coming.
Lingyun: I hold you again and again. You should call me "my most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dead Prince Dan"!
Cen: Of course, dear! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill Zheng.
Lingyun: Oh yeah ~ ~ ~. Good idea! But who is the right person?
Cen: After screening, I have two promising people at hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the other is Mr. Jinke. Tomorrow they will be the world'sno. 1 killer PK
Lingyun: Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, will you?
Cen: Yes.
Action 2
Andy Lau in the house of flying daggers & Takeshi Kaneshiro's dueling music (Cen Fangle)
Xinxin, are you Li Mochou?
Yan Jun: Yes. I am. I am the best killer in the world. Nobody can beat me. So far, I have completed a number of association tasks perfectly ... (for Taizi Dan) so if you choose me, I promise I won't let you down!
Xinxin is ok. I'm Jing Ke, you know, and I'll let you know that I'm the king of the killer world.
Li Mochou. Hey, guys. Are you challenging me? You know I am a very cold person ..., so you must be careful, I won't be lenient.
Yan Jun: I'm not responsible for you either. ...
Xinxin, me too. (Shrugging his shoulders in agreement)
Li Mochou, ok! Come on!
Cen one, two, three, move!
Two men rushed forward.
"People floating in the river's lake, which have not get a knife, a knife chop down dead you, two knife chop down dead you. .
Yan Jun fell to the ground.
Xinxin laughed.
Yan Jun's Pain: Am I Dreaming? What happened? Why aren't you hurt?
Xinxin: We don't need any reason to win someone. Isn't it? Is it? Do you need a reason to win someone? Do you need it? )
Yan Jun: My mother always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochow. You never know what you will get. " I see. Mom is right. I always thought I was the best killer ... I was too good. ...
Xinxin smiled again.
Yan Jun: Now I finally understand. The world is full of miracles. But it's too late. (unwilling) no! It's not true, I am the best in the world ...
Yan Jun: (to Taizi Dan) You must regret it ................................................................................................................................................................
Shang (fuels): How are you?
Xinxin: Fine, thank you, and you?
Lingyun: Oh my God! Can you give me an innovative answer of "How are you?"?
Xinxin: Of course!
Lingyun: How are you?
Xinxin: Fine, thank you. Where is your wife?
Lingyun is speechless.
Lingyun: Hey, man, I'm kidding!
Xinxin: Oh, I'm kidding, too!
Xinxin: I'm busy now!
Cen: Hero, we need your help.
Lingyun: You can get a lot of money.
Xinxin: I'm busy now!
Cen: IC, ID, IQ card?
Xinxin: I am very, very busy now!
Cen (referring to the beautiful woman on the stage, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you agree, she is yours.
Xinxin (drooling): I have to say that she is a very sexy girl, but Chinese medicine is my only love!
Cen: What? What is Chinese medicine?
Xinxin; Hey, guys! Why don't you know Chinese medicine? Any one of them can give you the answer.
Cen: Excuse me? What is Chinese medicine?
Jing (Audience A): TCM-TCM MM
Lingyun: I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. It is a brand-new product of Unilever China.
Xinxin (excited): slimming tea! I've dreamed it thousands of times. My wife always threatens that if I can't lose weight, she will leave me.
Cen: You want it? Say it if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I am glad that you still have to say it. Take it! Do you really like it? Really?
("No matter" (Yan Jun plays music), Jing Ke first dances the tango with Ah San, holds it in her arms, and then throws it out, and Ah San vomits.
Xinxin (sincere) just tell me what I should do? I will do anything for you.
Lingyun and Cen (hip bump, high five) yeah!
ш Action
(The theme song of A Chinese Odyssey starts) (Yan Jun plays music)
Xinxin is holding Xia Yong, Lingyun and Cen in the back.
Cen: Hero, we have been to Yishui.
Xinxin: Please stop here. Goodbye, my friends.
Lingyun: I will miss you, baby.
(Lingyun, Cenxia. Time out. In the theme song of Titanic (Yan Jun plays music), Xinxin and Xia Yong made the classic shapes of Jack and Ross at the bow. Suddenly, Jing Ke saw a beautiful woman-a classical beauty from China passing by, winking at Jing Ke and leaving a handkerchief. Jing Ke stared at the beautiful woman happily, and his wife turned her head when she realized that something was wrong. )
Xinxin (quickly converging): Dear, I love you.
Xia Yong: I love you! You are more important to me than anything in this world! I can't live without you!
Xinxin (tears): Dear, I love you more.
Xia Yong: Hmm. Be a man and do it! I will wait for you here forever. Don't worry about me.
Xinxin (if you want to leave or stay, the hand holding your hand will say again): sweetheart! You must do me this favor ... You will never give up ... no matter what happens ... promise me that you will never give up this promise.
Xia Yong: "I promise."
Xinxin: "Never let go."
Xia Yong: "I promise. I'll never let go, Jack. I will never let go. " I believe you will come back soon.
Xinxin got on the boat and drifted away.
Xia Yong: Today is a good day to die. Never come back. Never ... never. ...
(takes out his mobile phone and dials, and Cen answers): Thank you very much. Once I get the life insurance $ 1000000, I will transfer half of it to your account.
Cen: All right, all right!
Jing Ke was sent to the State of Qin and was finally killed by Ying Zheng.
Yan Jun floats up: (facing the audience) Hey, what a pity! Isn't it? I told you they would regret it! So I am the best killer in the world ... I have had enough of cruelty! How vicious! The most important thing is that I won't be tempted by beauty.
Jing: What! Who are you? How did you end up here? what do you want to do? (protect yourself)
Yan Jun: All you need to know is that if it was me, you would be dead already!
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