A bedtime story suitable for girlfriends.

1. I took my colleague from south to north for the first time and took him to take a bath at night. I asked my boss: How much is the bath? The boss said: eighteen yuan for a man and twenty yuan for a woman. My colleague whispered to me, "I don't lack those two dollars." Find me a woman to rub. "

2. A little octopus fell in love with a girl, so he stretched out one hand, the other hand and the other hand, and finally he hugged the girl she liked with eight hands. That's it, hold her and have a good sleep!

I haven't contacted my college classmates for a long time. Suddenly sent me a WeChat today. I thought I was borrowing money. It took me a long time to reply to him. Then we started talking. He told me that her girlfriend was having an affair. When chatting, he asked me if your girlfriend was cheating. I thought about it for a long time and told him that my girlfriend was still in my mother's belly!

My buddy's daughter-in-law is Mongolian, gentle and lovely, and my buddy is always bullying and playing tricks on her. Buddy either twisted her hand and kicked her or threw her down and held her still.

These two days, his wife suddenly wanted to go home. The reason is actually: there will be a unarmed wolf killing competition in my hometown in Inner Mongolia! The women's team has no main force, and she has to go back to the competition. She also dug up photos of herself killing wolves before to reassure her buddies. Dude, I've been walking a little shaky these days.

5. White rabbits and gray rabbits eat together. There are carrots and green leaves on the table. The white rabbit is a little lady, eat slowly, the gray rabbit wolfs down, and the white rabbit takes a sip.

Whispered, miss you, gray rabbit paused. Am I not with you? The little white rabbit said, I will miss you every time I eat a bite of rice, and then my rice will be fragrant and sweet, and even the cabbage I don't like most will become delicious.