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1. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up 1 a person I like.

If you feel lonely, turn off the light and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

You are so beautiful, you should thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

4. A person's idea will become. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

5. I was beaten when I was a child and felt extremely wronged. I feel that I am definitely not my own, and I have been planning to run away from home. Now that I have children, I suddenly realize that my parents didn't kill me, but they really love me!

When my father and I went to the supermarket, we saw a man and a woman begging for food on the roadside. We walked around, and Dad sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

7. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

8. Experts once said: As long as you spend money frequently, your troubles will be reduced by 80%, your emotional intelligence and IQ will be improved, and you won't fall in love with fire. But where does the money come from? The expert didn't say!

9. My girlfriend is a foodie. I remember the first time I took her home for dinner. My mother has been picking up food for her. Finally, she could not help it. She whispered to me, "Can you help me with a piece of meat?"

10. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

1 1. Mom: Look, your room is like a pigsty. You still don't clean up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Isn't it all pig cleaning?

12. Accept my suggestion. Be a man. If you want to be happy, just be yourself and don't compare with others. Why? Because we really can't compete!

13. I feel that life is always aimed at you everywhere because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, you will be hanged every day.

14. I saw a man and a woman at the barbecue last night. If they lose, they must agree to one condition. As a result, the boy won. The boy looked at the girl and said, is there any way? The girl nodded shyly. The boy said happily: then we won't AA, you pay the bill!

15. Today, my boyfriend suspected that I was cheating and was scolded by me. I said that my other boyfriends didn't suspect me of cheating. Why are you still so busy?

16. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

17. "I am a good-natured person. If someone steps on my bottom line one day. " "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

18. Bad grades, bad temper, bad personality, bad temper and bad looks. The only thing I am proud of is my good digestion.

19. In the evening, a roommate called his daughter-in-law. All kinds of nausea, so I asked loudly: "What about calling me a daughter-in-law?" "Well, call my daughter-in-law." "Which wife?" Then, then there is no then!

20. Love is complementary. I am not so angry when I think that my boyfriend is bad because I am too good.

2 1. The most painful thing is not being awakened by urine in the middle of the night, but being awakened by urine when the alarm clock rings for half an hour!

22. The theme of the exam composition is "What is courage". I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words, courage.

23. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it changed from sucking blood to sucking fat!

24. It is so naive and ridiculous to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Everyone who is mature and wise knows that it is necessary to look through the photo album.