Have you ever made a joke when communicating with others in dialect?

Chinese culture is extensive and profound. Basically, every place has its own language. People in one place can understand it. However, when you leave the place and communicate with other people, it is easy to cause trouble. Such a dumbfounding joke. I used to not be able to speak ordinary Chinese and thought that the language of my hometown could be spoken all over the world. However, when I actually communicated with others, I found that others could not understand me and made a lot of jokes.

1. A long time is often said to be "老出狠".

In the dialect of our hometown, a long time is often said to be "LAO Chu Xie". One time, I made an appointment with a friend to attend an event. My friend came late, so I asked him angrily: "Why did you come here? I was waiting for you to go out and rest." When my friend heard this, he was confused and asked me nervously: Where is the bleeding? I thought she didn't realize her mistake, so she kept saying "I'll take a rest". My friend became even more nervous and took me directly to the hospital.

2. What do you call peeled green onions? Eight green onions?

Once I went out with my friends and went into a restaurant while eating. Because I have the habit of eating green onions. . So I said to the serving sister: "Sister, please peel (peel) an onion for me!" After hearing this, the lady was very puzzled, but she still did it. After a long time, the young lady came out. She put the tray on the table and said sweetly: "Hello, the eight green onions you asked for are here." ?I was very embarrassed at the time.

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3. Call dad "Dada"

In our place, dad would always call him "Dada". Once, I brought my friend When I went to play at home, I called out "Dada" when I saw my dad. My friend thought he was my "uncle", so he kept calling "Dada" after him. After he left, my dad whispered to me "Dada". Your friend is so enthusiastic, he calls me daddy as soon as we meet?, I almost laughed out loud when I heard daddy’s words.

Many times, I try to speak Mandarin when I go out. If I really can’t express myself clearly, I will ask my friends to help translate to avoid unnecessary jokes.