Help ~ ~ how to form 8 characters by rubbing words? Who knows? Tell me ~

Stupid! Rub your back, your hands, your feet, your chest, your legs, your arms, your clothes and your feet. Okay, there are eight. If it's not enough, you can finish rubbing the inside outside, hahaha.

Tell a joke called rub.

During the Japanese invasion of China, a Japanese officer came to China with his wife. One day, the Japanese bitch wanted to take a bath and no one rubbed her back, so the traitor guarding the door called her into the bathroom to rub her back. The traitor took off his clothes and went in. It is rubbing, and the Japanese officer is back. Seeing the traitor standing upright, the officer drew his saber and pointed it at the traitor and said, "Eight horns! This, what job? " The traitor was so frightened that he dropped his towel and hung it on it. He had a brainwave and replied, "Your Majesty, the towel is dead." Hearing this, the Japanese officer said, "Yo! Yossi! " He walked into the yard, and the more he thought about it in the yard, the more wrong he was. Then he turned back to the bathroom and went in to have a look. At this time, the traitor has entered the bitch's body and is still doing exercises repeatedly. Suddenly he was furious, took out his saber and shouted, "Eight growls! What is this job? " The traitor did not stop. He replied breathlessly while exercising: "Report Taijun, wipe the outside and then wipe the inside!" "

Ok, that's it, don't laugh at me for cutting you! Give points for working so hard!