A homonym joke.

Yesterday, my son drew a big tree in art class. The teacher asked everyone to tear a leaf with paper, write their names on the leaf, and then stick it on the painted tree. The painting is really good, with green leaves and brown trunk. The teacher got an "excellent"! Well praised his son!

Just after the compliment, my son said, "Mom, why don't you buy me a 24-color oil painting stick?"

"oh? Why? Isn't this just bought? "

"Yes, this color is too little. I wanted to paint some khaki on the trunk, but there was no khaki, so I had to paint them all brown! "

I see, my son wants to draw better! I'm too honest. The teacher asked for the color 12- 18. When I bought it, many people bought it just before the start of school, and all the oil pastels in color 18 were gone, so I bought a box of color 12, which is estimated to be enough. Unexpectedly, .....

"Do teachers have to bring 24 colors?"

"Let the belt! Many students in our class bring 24 colors! "

In order to encourage my son, I specifically said to him, "Well, there are still two days of classes tomorrow, Thursday and this week. If you can have another 16 chapter, buy it at the weekend! " On the honor card, the teacher buckled a small red flower on the first day, a small butterfly on the second day and a ladybug seven stars yesterday. I don't know what will be deducted tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, so I will collectively call it Zhang Xiao, which means seal! )

This is unintentional, but the listener is interested. Unexpectedly, my son just smiled mysteriously after hearing the word "Zhang Xiao" and repeated "Is it a cockroach?"

Seeing his cute appearance, I knew he knew it was a seal and made me say it was a cockroach! Because there was a cockroach in my family for a while in the first half of the year, people loved to call it "Xiao Qiang", and I always called it "Little Cockroach"!

Well, this is a big misunderstanding!

"I said seals, not cockroaches!"

"Ha ha, I know! Besides, the teacher won't give us' little cockroaches'! Hee hee ... "Suddenly the whole family laughed into a ball.

I remember buying round plastic bullets for toy guns when I was a child.

Say directly to the assistant aunt in the toy store: Aunt, buy a pack of original (round) bullets!

Original broadcast: Two gangsters wounded me and fled 1 10 police.

The announcer read: Two gangsters wounded 1 10 police and fled. (Is Huang Feihong still alive? )

A new teacher named Bian came to the school. Due to the shortage of housing, she was arranged to live in a bungalow. One day at noon, the leader came to visit and expressed his concern for his new colleague. Unfortunately, the new teacher just washed her hair and went out to go into the water. The leader dodged and asked, "Is it Bian Xiao?" The new teacher quickly replied, "It's not urine, it's shampoo." 2。 1. One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, "Two people, I want class flowers." Everyone thinks it's interesting, especially the boys. They are very excited and active. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. The teacher waved his hand and said, "Come and move flowers with me to the Academic Affairs Office." 2. One day I asked mm what was the first thing you did after you got married? Mm thought for a moment, first blushed, then a pair of eyes flashed, and said very wisely, "What else can there be if two people talk?" I said, "No, your sister is in a coma. Why don't you call an ambulance? " (Note: In the Northeast dialect, the word is often read three times. Later, I told mm in the south, and she said directly, "Take it to the hospital!" "I am sweating. One day I was washing clothes in the water room, and a mm came in and I said to her, "Marry me." She was too shocked to speak. I said, "What are you doing? Give me the hanger quickly. "One day I went back to my dormitory and said to my roommate," I saw a woman taking a bath in the water room. " (Note: the structure of the water room is the bathroom in the outer room and the shower room in the inner room) My roommate expressed disbelief, but seeing my sincere face gave him a glimmer of hope, so he asked me, "Are you finished?" "I said, no," he hurried to the water room and said convincingly when he came back, "there is indeed a woman taking a bath. "The next day, I told a mm about it. At first, she didn't believe me. Later, she called me a rogue. Later, she understood and said, "It is inevitable for men and women to live together. "I'm not satisfied. I picked up the jujube on the table and took a bite. I said, "What happened when I saw a woman taking a bath? It's not like I haven't seen it before. I saw you washing dates today! " "