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If you suddenly win the lottery, what is the first thing to do?
First of all, find a strange hotel, turn off your cell phone and sleep alone, as long as you can sleep, watch TV and play games. Anyway, stay alone, don't tell or contact anyone. So keep yourself relatively calm for a day or a night.
Then turn on your cell phone the next day and tell your family that you are going on a business trip or working in a different place or getting married with a friend. Then check the place to receive the prize and the documents to be prepared. Be sure to have a mask or something. I will drive myself to the place where I receive the prize. After winning the prize, you need to donate separately or symbolically tens of millions of pieces.
Remember, so far, you can't let anyone know that you won the lottery. After finishing all the savings work. Find a place you like, such as going to the beach to bask in the sun, or driving through the northwest ring road. Anyway, on the grounds of business trip, I will stay out for ten days and a month before going home. When you come back, the rest is up to you, whether to keep it from your family or to explain it to them. This depends on your own specific situation. Let the bank pay interest and lie flat, or do something you are good at. Remember not to invest too much anyway. Wait until the economic environment is good. You have surpassed 99 people and become a winner in life.
Three years ago, my cousin won the lottery, only 50 thousand yuan. I told my wife excitedly, and as a result, ......
I heard from the old man at home that my cousin had the habit of buying lottery tickets since he was a child. He likes to spend two yuan on lottery tickets when he is free, which is entertainment. Sometimes I ask my cousin, can you win the 5 million grand prize by buying lottery tickets? Isn't this a pipe dream?
Hearing this, my cousin said with a cheerful smile, alas, I always feel that it is more reliable to spend two yuan to buy the 5 million grand prize in the lottery than to earn 5 million by myself.
Of course it's noisy, although there were different opinions at home before. His cousin has always insisted on buying some lottery tickets, so he bought one three years ago, which is not bad. He won 40,000 yuan.
My cousin was very happy when the lottery was held that night. He jumped up and down with a lottery ticket and called his wife at the first time to tell her that he had a bright future. He finally won the lottery, and many prizes were 50 thousand yuan.
At that time, the monthly salary of watches was almost 3000, which was equivalent to the net salary in the past two years.
My aunt is very happy, too. Without saying anything, she picked up her mobile phone and went to the shopping platform, saying that she wanted to buy this bag, that skirt and this skirt. Then she sent home the news that her cousin had won 50 thousand yuan. Someone at home is clamoring for her cousin's treat again. The fried string in the village is definitely inedible, which is embarrassing. If she wants to go, she must go to a big county, go to a restaurant and have a good meal.
In this way, I was busy for three or five days, got back the money from the lottery, bought all kinds of clothes and cosmetics for my wife, invited my wife to dinner, and counted them. I spent more than 40 thousand on clothes for my wife alone, but 1 000 was not enough to eat, so I temporarily took 3000.
Cousin thought: I spent two yuan on lottery tickets, won 50 thousand, and finally spent 3000 yuan, which is equivalent to spending 3002 yuan on lottery tickets for nothing.
Really, it's still funny to think of it now, but it also makes sense. Someone on the Internet said before that if you win the lottery, whether it's a big prize or a small prize, don't tell anyone, hide the lottery secretly and quietly win the prize the next day. As for friends and relatives, there is nothing wrong with taking it one day at a time.
At first, everyone may sound like a joke, but my cousin actually took winning the lottery as a joke because he didn't listen to this sentence.
Of course, not every partner has this kind of experience, and not every partner has such spouses and relatives and friends cheating people. But still have to do some dry goods. What should we do if we win the lottery? Especially what should I do first?
I have a good buddy who opened a small supermarket in town after graduating from high school and has a cooperative relationship with the lottery shop. I consulted him carefully a few days ago and summed up a complete set of procedures.
According to this set of operations, you can get ready after winning the lottery, at least try to avoid losses and put the big head in your pocket.
Step 1: Take a photo of the lottery. In fact, in principle, this step is meaningless and of little value, but it deals with an emergency, that is, once the lottery ticket is accidentally lost, you can still take this photo as a voucher, but even so, the probability of getting the bonus back is not as great as expected, and the process of running in the middle is extremely complicated.
This is mainly due to the particularity of lottery itself, because most lottery tickets are purchased by secret ballot at present. In other words, as long as this lottery wins, the person who buys this lottery may not win, but the person who holds this lottery is likely to win.
Of course, in addition to the extra large amount, after all, there are more processes for checking the extra large amount. Once a dispute arises, there will be further processes to be done.
The second step is to judge the prize amount of winning the lottery. Different regions will have different reactions. For most places, it is divided into 10000, 100000, 100000 or more.
If the lottery winner only wins a small prize within 65,438+00,000, such as winning 5,65,438+00,200,500, the lottery winner will directly redeem the corresponding prize at the relevant place where the lottery ticket is purchased.
If the amount of lottery tickets purchased is between 6,543.8+0,000 and 6,543.8+0,000, you need to pay at the municipal lottery center.
Well, congratulations. If you win more than 1 10,000, there will be more processes in the middle. Under normal circumstances, the city Welfare Lottery Center will first verify this lottery ticket and its holder. After verification, of course, the probability is correct. If there are problems, there will be corresponding solutions. After verification, it will be sent to the provincial center for ticket inspection and redemption, and then you just need to wait for the notice of the city Welfare Lottery Center.
In addition, it should be emphasized that different regions have different bonus grades, and the specific process may be slightly different. Here is just a simple example for everyone. If the lottery winning amount is really high, it is recommended to contact the corresponding local Fucai website at the first time, and the Fucai website will give the corresponding plan.
Of course, if the winning amount is particularly large, you should also be mentally prepared. It may take a while, and even some processes will run, but it's all worth it, isn't it?
The third step, the specific link of winning the lottery is according to the three proportions just scored. If you win the prize, you don't need to take anything. All you have to do is take this lottery ticket and get the money back. This is what we said above. The high probability is that lottery players can receive prizes directly with lottery tickets. After all, most people don't have time to bother about 10 yuan's 5 yuan Prize, so it's relatively easy to get the bonus.
If the bonus is relatively high, but it does not reach a certain limit, you need to take the lottery ticket and personal ID card to the municipal lottery center, which will help you put the money in place.
However, if you win more prizes, you generally need to wait until the winning certificate is issued, and then take your own lottery ticket and the valid identity information of the winners to receive the prize.
Step 4: The points of the three processes before and after receiving the prize 1, do you want to donate?
It is worth mentioning that after winning the lottery, especially after winning the grand prize, most of the friends are more willing to donate a part, of course, not much. In addition to the tax problem in the middle, what is more important is that the money itself suddenly appeared, which is also a pleasant surprise.
And more people are willing to spend money to share this part of happiness. Of course, there is no need to be too sincere. If you win 5 million, you will donate 4.99 million, which is unnecessary. As for whether to donate, you are only an option, and you will not be forced at all.
So you can choose yes or no, you have the right to touch all your money, but what I personally suggest here is that if you really win the grand prize, you might as well donate 30,000, 50,000, 65,438+200,000. Anyway, you have won 5 million, and you don't care about it.
The second point is whether to interview or not.
Depending on the specific situation, there may or may not be a small gift for the interview, and there will be no loss if you don't interview, so it varies from person to person, so there is no need to force yourself.
Alas, they say they are allowed to interview themselves. If they don't interview, won't they get the money?
You don't have to, but once interviewed, I personally recommend wearing a mask and glasses. Not for others, but for your relatives and friends. If your relatives and friends know that you won 5 million, then your threshold will be leveled. Think about a relative's second cousin's home decoration, third cousin buys a new house and fourth cousin buys a car. Will you pay?
It's already won 5 million. Is it interesting enough not to give it? So you must understand the risks.
Third, which bank is it?
Under normal circumstances, there will be a docking bank in the lottery center, such as how many prizes you have won, and you will be arranged to deposit them directly in the bank. The survival period is good, and the rest is the bank's business. The bank may use up a business manager to get you a VIP card and provide you with services alone.
But then again, it doesn't matter which bank you deposit, so you have to understand at this time that you don't feel indebted to the lottery center, so you don't have to do what others say. Even if the lottery center recommends a bank to you, you can take this opportunity to negotiate with this bank.
I have a three-year time deposit and a five-year time deposit. Can this interest rate be higher? Although the scope of intermediate operation is not much, if we can benefit more, we can benefit more.
The whole process is basically these, but the last word of advice, if you really win the grand prize, try not to let those relatives and friends know.
I know everything I need to know, and it's no use talking more if I don't understand.
I want to take care of the lottery first, have a good meal at home with my wife and children silently, then go to the Welfare Lottery Center to win the lottery, and then go home to buy my own house [tears] because I have lived in a rented house for almost 30 years now [tears]. Sorry, wife and children! Won! I will go to the mountains to see the dolls who can't afford to go to school, and then go to the backward villages to see the lonely old people and buy some necessities. This is my real idea, but when will it come true?
First, keep working.
Second, quietly take out the money.
Third, put it in the bank for a while.
Fourth, take out a product to do some financial management.
Fifth, just need to buy, such as a house, just need.
In the late stage of the sixth stage, if there is suitable investment, you can invest appropriately!
Seventh, before winning the grand prize, all the above ideas [snicker] [snicker] [snicker] [snicker] [snicker] [snicker] [snicker]
First of all, after winning the first prize, take a deep breath, quietly take money and pay taxes.
Secondly, donate some money to those who really need it.
Finally, according to your own plan, save enough time deposits as family savings, then set aside some as family reserve funds, and then set aside some for the elderly and children.
The rest of the money, invest in a big book salon, the kind where you can drink coffee, spacious sofas, warm sunshine, beautiful girls playing soothing music, and books that smell like paper and ink, which are very comfortable.
Finally, the dream began to wake up.
If the lottery suddenly wins the grand prize, the first thing I do is to make a plan and arrange what to do with all the money.
The first thing is to pay off the debt in advance, then buy a 65438+ 1 100 million scooter, then buy a house to live in, then spend money to study, and then choose the industry development according to the trend, without buying stocks or funds.
I dream about when I can win the grand prize. When you win the grand prize, you get the bonus. The first thing I did was to go to the bank and pay off the mortgage I owed more than 600 thousand, which made my dream of being debt-free come true in recent years.
Then we will go back to our hometown to buy a house. When we are old, we will save 200,000 yuan for our parents and 50,000 yuan for our brothers and sisters to improve our lives. My husband and I bought old-age insurance, and then the rest of the money was deposited in the bank for a fixed period, and the other half was used for investment and business.
Well, that's my plan for the time being, and I look forward to winning the grand prize one day.
If you win a small prize, you can order meat in a restaurant and have a drink to celebrate your good luck. If you win the grand prize, you can buy it for your family buy buy under various excuses. Of course, if you are lucky for a long time, you have to help people in need. But I don't know how to win the prize.
If I win the grand prize, the first thing is to pull my mother to my side, so that she can stop working hard and enjoy her old age.
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