I'm in a good mood these days. Let's help make some jokes, make friends while the fire is hot, and strike while the iron is hot.

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a stupid son. One day, a friend came to visit him. In order to show his talent, he decided to let his son entertain guests, and specially taught him a few words: "If a guest asks you why our peach tree is gone, just say 'let me cut it down and sell it'; if he If he asks you why our family's fence is so messy, you will say, 'It was a mess'; if he asks you why our family has so much money, you will say, 'my parents earned it so hard'; if he asks you why you are so smart, You just say, 'Of course, our family has been like this for generations.'"

Then the son went to entertain the guests. The guest asked: "Where is your father?" The son replied: "Let me cut it and sell it!"

The guest was surprised and asked where is your mother? The son replied: "The army is in chaos!" ”

The guest asked again: “Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?” The son said proudly: "Mom and dad worked hard to earn it!" "

The guest asked angrily: "Why do you say that! "

The son said proudly: "Of course, our family has been like this for generations! ”