Selected 86 sentences from the collection of Chinese Valentine’s Day funny jokes

1. As long as the heart is beating, there will be a tide of blood, and your smile will be imprinted on the red moon, rising in front of my little window every night.

2. This is the first time I heard about Chinese Valentine’s Day! I wonder how you will spend your first Valentine’s Day in China? Think about it! Tell me now!

3. I hope you and I won’t be like the poor Cowherd and Weaver Girl, who only get to meet each other once a year. I don’t want it! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

4. Shangxie, I want to know you and live a long life. There are no mausoleums in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunders tremble, the summer rains and snows, the heaven and the earth are united, I dare to be with you!

5. I hope that during the Chinese Valentine's Day, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a flower.

6. I wish those who are celebrating Valentine’s Day today, those who are showing off their affection today, and those who are going to check out a house tonight, all have unexpected pregnancies. Single children, please send this blessing!

7. Missing is sweet melancholy, it can rub women’s natural jealousy into sadness, and dissolve it into a deep affection, as bright and bright as the moonlight.

8. Clouds are like a clear sky, after wind and rain comes sunshine, after care is love, after separation is reunion. Cherish everything, you and I will grow old together hand in hand. I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day and sweet love.

9. The meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl has become an eternal legend. You and I built a love nest in the same time and space. May all lovers in the world finally get married and build a rainbow with our love!

10. My sweetheart is an unparalleled hero. I know that one day he will wear a colorful uniform and come to pick me up on the Magpie Bridge. Can you come today? Your Weaver Girl!

11. Above the Milky Way, a lifetime of waiting and several lifetimes of fate have turned into crystal tears, spilling down to the mortal world, leaving infinite blessings to the world! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day and sweet love!

Those who opened the flower shop on the 12th all laughed, those who opened the hotel on the 13th all laughed, those who opened the pharmacy on the 14th all laughed, one month later the hospital all laughed, and ten months later Countless losers want to be a father?

13. Long time no see, but I always keep your motto in mind: Steamed buns are precious, steamed buns are more expensive, and if there are roasted ribs, you can throw away both. My lovely friend, Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

14. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine’s Day, I will take photos and screenshots. When you get married and your partner is no longer the same person, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

15. Is making a wish on Chinese Valentine’s Day effective? Give it a try! I want to be your girlfriend! I hope you can love me forever! The most important thing is that I hope to get to know you!

16. It’s easy to miss someone! It's hard to fall in love with someone! It is extremely difficult to fall in love with someone you miss! God gives me a chance, I must take it?

17. Thousands of mountains and rivers are difficult to cross, where can I leave my love? There are so many sorrows in the world, and I can only stop hating you if I hold you in my heart! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

18. We don’t want to be the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, because they are too far apart and their meeting is too short; we want to be ourselves, because you are by my side and hold my heart tightly!

19. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

Twenty. Holy shit, it’s a holiday. It’s the Chinese Valentine’s Day. Let’s celebrate China’s Valentine’s Day. Let’s celebrate our Valentine’s Day. I miss you so much. Where should we go to celebrate?

21. The day after Chinese Valentine's Day, a diaosi said: This morning, I saw many women walking on the road with extremely unnatural postures.

Twenty-two. I have never forgotten the past, but buried them in the moonlight outside the window. When the night comes, they will rush out in droves.

Twenty-three. Spring peonies, summer peonies, autumn chrysanthemums, and winter plums. Among the brilliant flowers are only passionate red beans. At the intersection of the post road, I long for morning glory every second. The flowers are full and the moon is full on Chinese Valentine's Day. I wish everyone a happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

Twenty-four. Yue Lao distributes lucky charms of karma! Singles will receive blessings soon, lovers will receive happy love, and married people will receive happy families! Wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

Twenty-five. Cowherd: We can’t meet each other anymore because the magpies are all in love. ?Weaver Girl: ?It doesn't matter, let's talk about Weibo.

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26. Faced with your silent waiting, I cannot shout out that holy love, so I can only stand under the acacia tree and use the scissors of time to carefully cut my thoughts. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

Twenty-seven. Above the Milky Way, a lifetime of waiting and several lifetimes of fate have turned into crystal tears, spilling down to the mortal world, leaving infinite blessings to the world!

Twenty-eight. Wouldn’t you be happy if we didn’t break up on Valentine’s Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

The holiday of 29.77 is here. I wish you 66 happy happiness, 55 troubled life, 44 happy life, 33 prosperous future, 22 sweet family, and 11 good luck. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

Thirty. Don’t ask me how I spend this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. I’d love to skip, skip, muddle along. But I still cowardly admit that I am only sad.

Thirty-one. As the saying goes: Trains are not pushed, happiness is not blown; on Chinese Valentine's Day, I want to say to you: It is right to have you, and my heart will be drunk.

Thirty-two. The night is soft and beautiful, and the moon shines on the Chinese Valentine's Day. I hold my mobile phone tightly, edit every word, travel through the past in my memory, convey my long-lost friendship, and bring you still?

Thirty-three. My girlfriend asked me, how do I spend Chinese Valentine's Day? I'm pretending to be confused, Chinese Valentine's Day? Do you want to eat rice dumplings? She laughed at me, what kind of rice dumplings should I eat? ! Is it good to eat mooncakes?

Thirty-four. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have gone through countless spring and autumn years, and they are still in love today! Today is Chinese Valentine's Day, dear, do you see it? They are our reflections in the sky!

Thirty-five. My love shop is ready to open during the Chinese Valentine's Day. Romance can be reserved, sweetness can be stored, happiness can be transferred, and love can be specialized. Welcome those who are destined to visit, no trouble if you are sincere!

Thirty-six. Chinese Valentine's Day, Chinese Valentine's Day, my best day; Weaver Girl, Weaver Girl, my beloved wife; Heaven and earth have gathered together for thousands of years; Alas, I love my wife.

Thirty-seven. One day, the Cowherd told the Weaver Girl that we could not meet each other because the magpies were all in love. Weaver Girl said it doesn't matter, let's just send text messages.

The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you want to show off your affection, don't do it. After all, there are so many people who don't have a partner. Besides, it would be bad if you show off your affection and take photos and meet someone who bumps into you.

On the 39th, Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played a whole day of pair-pairing. I clicked the mouse and clicked out one pair, one pair, and another pair.

Forty. I raised my fist and was about to hit you. You stretched out the scissors and said with a smile: "I lost, hit me." ?How can I do it?

Forty-one. The gentle breeze entwines your mood, and the continuous summer rain accompanies my longing for you! I send a message to the white clouds to enjoy the Chinese Valentine's Day with you. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

42. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am hollow!

Forty-three. Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day! Sorry to bring you a lonely Chinese Valentine's Day, because I haven't found a person for you to make you happy, but he will appear by your side soon, believe me!

Forty-four. Please marry me! You will become the second happiest person in the world, and because you married me, I will become the happiest person in the world.

Forty-five. My sweetheart is an unparalleled hero. I know that one day he will wear a colorful uniform and come to pick me up on the Magpie Bridge. Can you come today? Your weaver girl.

Forty-six. (Owner) Chinese Valentine’s Day is approaching! (Reply) He bought the train ticket and looked forward to the reunion with his girlfriend on Chinese Valentine's Day, so he happily booked a hotel online, and then secretly rejoiced in his heart: Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching.

Forty-seven. Watch for the starry sky, hope for the star rain, count the fallen stars and make a wish. Thousands of stars fall from the starry sky, and the stars will appear a thousand times. I wish my friends from far away a safe journey, and smile softly and sincerely to know each other.

Forty-eight. At 7:07 on July 7th, I will put ten thousand oaths in a machine gun and shoot at you. You will fall in a pool of blood, covered with Cupid's diamonds!

Forty-nine. I accidentally sent "I love you" to you by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

50. If there is love in heaven, if dreams can come true, let my heart love you to the end. My love for you can no longer be explained, just like the wind does not stop blowing, the rain does not stop, this love Unswerving.

Fifty-one. Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river continent. A graceful lady, a gentleman is fond of quarrels. There are various water plants flowing left and right. A graceful lady, I long for her.

Fifty-two. Although Chinese Valentine's Day is a festival where Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet once a year, I can be with you every day, see you and kiss you. Dear, what do you say?

Fifty-three.?Don’t follow me! I told you to stay somewhere cool, can't you hear me? ?I can hear you, but don’t you think you sound cold when you speak? ?

Fifty-four. The best Chinese Valentine's Day gift: Before getting off work in the evening, a female colleague gave me a pack of tissues, saying it was a Chinese Valentine's Day gift, and asked me to save some.

Fifty-five. The Weaver Girl embroiders cloud brocade, and the Cowherd looks to the west of the river. The Magpie Bridge stands between the rivers, and the Chinese Valentine's Day is short-lived in the end. May the love last forever and the moon will never be missing. I want the Milky Way to pass away, and I want the two stars to be eternally clean!

Fifty-six. Fate is an odd number, waiting for another odd number to form an even number. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, I wish you who are still an odd number can be single as soon as possible; I wish you who are an even number can be happy and sweet!

Fifty-seven. The shadow of the moon is as bright as day, and the silver frost is vast; we meet on the Magpie Bridge on Chinese Valentine's Day, full of love. The fairy flowers are clustered together, and the beautiful scenery blends together; the fairy magpies gather on the overpass, so happiness is born!

Fifty-eight. Your period of hesitation has passed, don’t be half-hearted! From today on, only gentleness and consideration are allowed, no tyranny is allowed; only love is allowed, no hatred is allowed; only laughter is allowed, no crying is allowed.

Fifty-nine. I am the beautiful shooting star beside the Magpie Bridge. I am just waiting for you to respond to your true love. I am not willing to leave for a long time?

Sixty. Our online love begins today! So sweet! I hope you will be by my side every Chinese Valentine's Day.

Sixty-one. I am afraid of dusk and dusk suddenly. How can I not be ecstatic if I am not ecstatic? The new cry mark presses the old cry mark, and the heartbroken person remembers the heartbroken person. This autumn, how thin will your skin be? The strands are three inches wide.

Sixty-two. Facing your silent waiting, I cannot shout out that holy love, so I can only stand under the acacia tree and use the scissors of time to carefully cut my thoughts.

Sixty-three. I envy the sun, he can see your bright smile. I envy the moon, she can watch you sleep peacefully. I envy myself, at least I can miss you all the time.

Sixty-four. I suddenly understood that the excellence of a woman does not lie in her appearance, money, or social status. What's more, what kind of man is standing next to her.

Sixty-five. I am worried about my age. On July 7th, on the magpie bridge, I looked at each other at the moon shape, not envying the cowherd or the mandarin duck. Today is Chinese Valentine's Day. May lovers get married eventually.

Sixty-six. Silly girl, you know, I don’t trust others to take care of you! What if they really take good care of you?

Sixty-seven. Our delicious life is in the sour, vinegar, sesame and soy sauce, our plain true feelings are in the oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea, and our simple happiness is in the pots and pans. I wish you all a sweet love, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

Sixty-eight. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration! I have loved you for five thousand years without hope! Loving you for a thousand years is ridiculous! A hundred years is too long to love you! I have loved you for 70 consecutive years. As long as I am healthy, this is my strong point.

Sixty-nine. I have a wish: at 5:20 on August 2, 2013, there will be a text message or phone call saying: I will spend this Valentine’s Day with you, okay?

Seventy. Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope our love can be deeper than that of Cowherd and Weaver Girl, but not like their love in two places. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!

Seventy-one. Looking up at the blue sky on Chinese Valentine's Day, magpies both arched the Magpie Bridge. Do you know that every family has endless thoughts about Qiuyue? Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

Seventy-two. Tenderness is like water, and good times are like dreams. On July 7, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge. Chinese lovers call it a festival, and celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day, forever and ever.

Seventy-three. When you are free, look up at the sky. The moon is my eyes looking into you. The hazy cloud shadow beside the moon is the screen embroidered by the Weaver Girl herself for the Cowherd!

Seventy-four. This year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, the Cowherd will definitely say to the Weaver Girl: “I’m here to see you for the last time!” ** is popular recently, I also found one, so I’ll give it to you! ?

Seventy-five. Look at the sky, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet each other, look at the world, handsome men and beautiful women are paired up, heaven and earth, lovers will eventually get married, the stars will change, you and I will be connected?

< p> Seventy-six. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your fluttering heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings, wishing you Chinese Valentine's Day hapiness.

On July 7th, Chinese Valentine's Day, I went shopping with my sisters and saw a couple hugging each other, so I sang next to them? Didn't they promise that after hugging, the two of them would let go together?

78. Valentine’s Day wish: be a koala and lie down on a big eucalyptus tree and sleep soundly. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus tree. Amen! I will stick to you, love you, and need you all my life!

Seventy-nine. We always celebrate Western Valentine’s Day, why not celebrate our own Valentine’s Day? Shall we spend this beautiful day together? I'm waiting for you!

Eighty. Dear, help me, my brain terminal was infected by the lovesickness virus, the emotional sector was formatted, and all files were renamed? I love you. exe?

Eighty-one. Sing on Valentine's Day: "Two tigers, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love." Both are male, both are male, so perverted, so perverted. ?

Eighty-two. When I have the power, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou-6 be your special plane, the China Grand Theater be your singing room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. That’s fun! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

Eighty-three. Thank you very much for giving me the happiest time in my life. Today is China’s Valentine’s Day. I wish the two of us will love each other forever and grow old together! Kiss you deeply!

Eighty-four. Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to push my nose and face, and then insert a sign next to your eyes that says: No swimming.

Eighty-five. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't express my sadness! God, please let me cross this magpie bridge and don’t let us be separated again, okay?

Eighty-six. I just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl slipped and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled. Please tell each other.