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Things you don’t want to hear in the operating room (joke)

1. Wow, he is a man after a long time!

2. Where are the cigarette butts in my mouth?

3. Get the ax!

4. I heard that kidneys are very valuable recently!

5. Is this beating the heart or the lungs?

6. Where was the original location of this intestine?

7. Let’s take a rest before proceeding with the operation.

8. What is the blood type of this patient?

9. Why is there a power outage!

10. Let’s get off work!

11. XX, I have to operate again, my scissors are missing!

12. What kind of cuts look good?

13. Hey, what did you take from his stomach?

14. Go get the book, I forgot what this organ is called!

15. Forget it, forget it, just sew it together!

16. This guy only gives 100 yuan in red envelopes!

17. Why is this knife so dull? I have to cut it again!

18. No, why is there an extra organ? Where to put this organ?

19. Go get a piece of pig skin.

20. It’s only 2 o’clock now. I’ll get off work in a few more hours!

21. Do you want to get stitches first or pay money first?

22. After doing it so many times, you should succeed once, right?

23. The doctor asked the nurse: "The organ next to him is also infected. Do you need to cut it out for him?"

24. Doctor A: "I heard that you just died today. "Come for internship?"

Doctor B: "Yes, I have actually started my internship a long time ago. I just finished my internship at XX Veterinary Hospital!"

Suddenly the door of the operating room opened. , I only heard a voice at the door: "Doctor, please stop your operation for half an hour and let the leaders from above visit our operating room." lt;/CCgt;

26 I can't do anything. You go and prepare the coffin.

27Is this the liver? Which stomach is that?

28Where are my surgical scissors?