What are the classic horror jokes?

On a winding country road, car accidents often happen, so there are often some ghost stories. One night, a taxi driver saw a woman with long hair shawl and white clothes on the side of the road and waved to him. Because the driver has never seen a ghost, he is courageous. He stopped to let her get on the bus. Along the way, although the driver didn't believe in ghosts, he was also Mao Mao, so he often turned a blind eye to the woman behind him and continued driving. The driver got a fright and stepped on a brake! I saw the woman appear again, bleeding profusely and horrible. The driver was too scared to speak. I thought, it's over, I really met a ghost this time! "When I was nervous, the woman said," Hey! Driver, I'm just afraid of being seen by you. I was embarrassed, so I bent down and dug a nose. Who told you to brake in such a hurry? Look! I have a nosebleed! "Just these days, an old man came to the village. The old man looks very haggard and depressed, but perhaps it is because no one knows him and pays special attention to him. As a result, at night, the old man was found hanging himself in the Woods! Moreover, the hanging place is behind Xiaojing's home, and even the old man can be clearly seen through the bathroom window! In the evening, Xiao Jing came back. Because the body was quickly disposed of, Xiao Jing didn't know. He takes a shower because the bathroom is very small, so he is close to the transom when taking a shower. Just in the middle of washing, Xiao Jing looked up and saw the transom. What I saw at that time made Xiao Jing stiff! Because she saw a head! Xiao Jing can't move, but her head keeps looking at her! At this moment, the colonel actually smiled! Say, "Sister, ... Are you surprised? "