Funny classic quotations from the Three Kingdoms

Funny Classic Quotations of the Three Kingdoms

In ordinary daily life, quotations are the most familiar to everyone. Quotations are works written in the genre of plain and vivid dialogue. What kind of quotations are excellent classic quotations? The following are the funny classic quotations of the Three Kingdoms compiled by me. Welcome to read them. I hope you will like them.

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1. Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight?

2. Guo Jia: "Those who gain from Sri Lanka are destroyed by Sri Lanka"

3. Wang Yun: This is my daughter The Story Of Diu Sim.

4. Yuan Shao: Everyone in the world knows you.

5. Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world."

6. Cao Cao said, "A man is an ordinary son, but he doesn't agree with me."

7. Yuan Shao said, Meng De, your class has returned to the DPRK.

8. Lu Bu: "Where there is me, there is you"

9. Cao Cao: There is no way out, so why don't the armies fight to the death?

1. Liu Bei: "Meng De, look at your words."

11. lyu3 bu4: Why is Tang Lyu3 bu4 called a three-surname domestic slave?

12. Dong Zhuo: Our family is going to give a banquet to all the officials!

13. Liu Biao said, "The dragon flies in the pool and wants to go to heaven by thunder."

14. Wang Yun: "If you want to catch an animal, you must first devote yourself to it!"

15. The Story Of Diu Sim: "What is the difference between what an adoptive father does and what an animal does?"

16. Sima Yi: "Gossip kills people faster than a blade."

17. Dong Cheng: "A poor family sees a dutiful son, but a loyal minister in adversity!"

18. Dong Zhuo: "Warm jade is full of fragrance, leaving the soul to the sky"

19. Xu Shao: a talented minister who can govern the world and a treacherous man in troubled times.

2. Liu Bei: "This is unprecedented and unheard of."

21. Guan Yu: "Third brother, let Big Brother make the decision!"

22. Zhang Fei: Three surnames are domestic slaves, so don't go! Yan Zhang Yide is here!

23. Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!

24. Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. Sorry.

25. Zhang Fei: The third surname is a domestic slave, who has taken a crazy rest. Zhang Fei, the eunuch, is here!

26. Chen Gong: "Your head offers a reward of thousands of dollars, and my head is only fifty dollars."

27. Fa Zheng: "My master invited his uncle to Sichuan, as if he were looking forward to Yun Ni in a drought!"

28. Zhang Liao: "A gentleman's decapitation cannot be stopped. Why are you afraid?"

29. Liu Bei: If you have the basics, the people in the world are really careless.

3. Cao Cao: Kill if you want, so why hesitate and make yourself miserable.

31, Cao Cao: I broke my eldest son and loved my nephew, and there was no deep pain; Cry alone Dian Wei also!

32. Opening Angle: Heaven is dead, and Yellow Heaven should stand; Years old in Jiazi, the world is fine.

33. Xu Shu: "Compared with Wolong and Feng Chu, the stars are like the bright moon."

34. Xiang Yu was so human and loved by girls. I'm afraid girls at that time would have to marry Xiang Yu.

35. Xun Yu: "The son of heaven is hungry and cold, and now a mouthful of broth is like two thousand gold."

36. Chen Gong: "You are singing to wine here, but people don't have a moment's rest!"

37. Zhang Fei: "This eldest brother has become a fish and Kong Ming has become water. What are our brothers?"

38. Zhang Fei: "Lu Bu, you lost yourself to a thief!" (Lyu3 bu4 mixed up, hehe. )

Sun Quan, 39 or 9 years old: "Isn't he surprised that I went in person? Isn't he moved? "

4. Chua's: "What about women? Can a woman be the master of Jingzhou if she doesn't pass? "

41. Chen Gong: Meng De! We have done evil! They didn't kill us, they killed pigs!

42. Zhang Fei: "Second brother, if you rob Hua Xiong with me again, I will disown you!"

43. Liu Bei: "Be a brother, fight with me until the last moment, and commit suicide!"

44. Liu Bei: "What a nice wind! The wind follows the tiger, the cloud follows the dragon, and the dragon and tiger heroes are proud of the sky. "

45. Servant of Wang Yun's family: Sir, Lu Bu has come to give a birthday present to Miss The Story Of Diu Sim.

46. Liu Xie said, "The predecessors cultivated the land and the descendants harvested it, but the descendants harvested it without rejoicing, and there were still people who harvested it later."

47. Xia Houdun: "A good knife with one step!" Guan Yu: "The general's marksmanship is excellent, and his luck is good"

48. Yuan Shao: Dare to fight? This article is carefully collected and sorted by Classic Sentence Network.

49. Zhuge Liang said, "I will know who is the first to have a big dream. The thatched cottage is full of sleep in spring, and the sun is late outside the window. "

5. Dong Zhuo: You are a real treasure house! (haha. What's the relationship between The Story Of Diu Sim and Wang Yun? )

51. Zhou Cang: "Go to the general and drink some water!" Guan Yu: "There's not much water. Give it to Red Rabbit!" "

52. Pang Tong: "What bird in the world can perch on a branch for two days, let alone a phoenix."

53. Yuan Shao: "I also have a heartfelt word to say to you." "Every man stands upright, but he doesn't agree with me!"

54. Lu Bu: "Heaven never shuts one door but another, and the earth has the virtue of living well. Flowers have a period of glory and dryness, and water has an endless flow. "

55. Lu Meng: "The music of the viceroy's piano is so clear and incomparable that it makes people feel like moonlight in the sky."

56. Zhang Zhao: "Mr. Liu Shijun is like a duck to water. I wonder if the fish is in the water or in the soup pot now?"

57. Yang Hong: "Please forgive me, master. I am stubborn in my nature. I would rather die of admonition than flatter myself."

58. Dong Cheng: "The great human relations are based on the father and son, while the humble ones are based on the monarch and ministers." "endless meaning, hard to hate"

59, Lu Su: "high mountains and flowing water, deep feelings; Accompanied by piano and flute, it is like smelling nature. My son Jing is really going to get drunk! "

6. Zhou Yu: "A gentleman is born a hero and dies a ghost. If you don't draw your sword and make contributions, won't you be ashamed to be a genius before you?"

61. Dong Zhuo: "It's good to change clothes, it's good to change clothes." "It's a pity that The Story Of Diu Sim stays at home, besides, the son of heaven can't wait."

62. Chen Gong: "Cao Cao's words are more cruel than Jian Feng's! Jianfeng only killed the Lushi family, but this statement did all the people in the world. "

63. Cao Cao: It is difficult to ban people with one person's orders. Only when Cao Cao's right to draw a knife and cut his hair was taken as the head can he see that Cao Cao's deception is deep.

64. Cao Cao: "You know, Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor! Almost laughed me to death! Hey! I was wrong about Yuan Shu, and this is my fault. "

65. Yuan Shao: "How about the meandering water? Life is like a dream. Jin Ge has a million dollars in his hand. Who knows me when I look back after drinking? "

66. Cao Cao: Yuan Shu, Huainan; Sun Ce in Jiangdong, Yuan Shao in Jizhou, Liu Biao in Jingxiang, Liu Zhang in Yizhou and Zhang Lu in Hanzhong are all foxes and rabbits.

67. Lu Bu: "I have Fang Tianji, who can break gold and stone! I have a red hare, crossing rivers, lakes and ponds like walking on the ground! Why am I afraid of cao thief! "

68. Cao Cao: "The hero is at the end of the road, so it is better to give him a point at this time than ten points on weekdays." "Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face."

69. Liu Bei: "Facing you, I am like facing a crystal dew. Even the slightest wind will blow you, I will be afraid."

7. Xun Yu: "Your master is totally different from what you like. Your master likes married young women, especially other people's wives!" The funny classic quotations of the Three Kingdoms 2

1. Promise is equivalent to OK now.

2. Before the DPRK entered the customs, the generals all learned about the Three Kingdoms, printed a thousand copies of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms and distributed them to the generals as internal documents ...

3. If someone annoys you, you should jump at once, bite it and cling to it. What is this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

4. I'm employed by you. I'm loyal to your plan. If you don't listen to my idea, bye－bye, I'll change my boss.

5. Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling are not fit to be emperors ... Emperor Ling's hobbies are literature and architecture. He is quite good at architecture. He studied all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace! Moreover, he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the whole city, announcing that all the people in the city should drink tap water-you are an emperor, not a sewer!

6. The imperial court sent people to investigate the King of Wu, but no weapons of mass destruction were found.

7. Cao Cao's first official position was the Northern Commandant of Luoyang County, equivalent to the Deputy County Public Security Bureau Chief.

8 Cao Cao and Cao Cao are short, and they are probably about the same as me.

9. Cao Cao likes beautiful women. Wherever he goes, he likes to "hug the grass and shoot rabbits" and collect some beautiful women and so on!

1. Baby, come back, ok? Come on, come back with me ... (Cao Cao advised his wife to go home)

11. Cao Cao said to various governors, "Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo-Dong Zhuo has burned Luoyang and hijacked the emperor, so he can basically be positioned as a terrorist organization."

12. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao, a thief, is cunning!

13. Yuan Shao is at home all day gathering guests. In the current words, he is holding salons and parties, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.

14. Yuan Shu thought that the title of emperor was just like the trademark under the condition of our market economy, so he had to register first. He thought that others could not do anything to him if he registered the trademark first. Unexpectedly, he became the target of public criticism.

15. As soon as Yuan Shang and Yuan Xi got together, they said, "Let's treat that boy Gongsun Kang to a drink and cook him at the banquet!" Gongsun Kang here also added, "Why don't I invite them to drink and cook them at the banquet ..." As a result, Gongsun Kang cooked them!

16. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius. He will definitely not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, and he will definitely listen to any wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That is strange.

17. Liu Beigan is very good at running away. He is like a mouse on a seagoing ship, and always seems to be the first to notice which ship will turn over ... First he fought Yuan Shao with Gongsun Zan, then he fought Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and then he fought Cao Cao with Yuan Shao ...

18. At that time, people in Jiangdong called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang is a young man, which means to praise beauty. Therefore, "Sun Lang" means "Sun Handsome Boy" and "Zhou Lang" means "Zhou Handsome Boy" ... Handsome guys like to be beautiful, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time ... It can be said that Zhou Yu was proud of the battlefield, officialdom, love and games ... Anyway, I am envious!

19. By the way, Jiang Gan was also wronged-he didn't steal any books at all, and he was not ugly, and he was also a handsome guy, because Zhou Yu was a handsome guy, and his friends … were generally handsome guys.

2. The so-called empty city plan is also made up ... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put an incense burner, called two children, and sang karaoke on the rostrum ...

21. Wu Zetian took the old boat ticket and boarded the luxury yacht of the harem again.

22. Boys are not naughty when they are young, but grow up worthless. 3

1．. Promise is equivalent to OK now.

2. Before the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, the generals all learned about the Three Kingdoms, printed 1, copies of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and distributed them to the generals as internal documents

3. If someone annoys you, you immediately jump on it and bite it. What is this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

4. I'm employed by you, and I'm loyal to your plan. If you don't listen to my idea, bye-bye, I'll change my boss.

5. Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling are not fit to be emperors. The hobbies of Emperor Ling are literature and architecture. He is quite good at architecture. He studied all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace! Moreover, he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the whole city, announcing that you are an emperor, not a sewer, to let the people in the whole city drink tap water!

6. The imperial court sent people to investigate the King of Wu, but no weapons of mass destruction were found.

7. Cao Cao's first official position was the Northern Commandant of Luoyang County, equivalent to the Deputy County Public Security Bureau Chief.

8. Cao Cao is short, and he is probably about the same as me. Compared with Zhuge Liang, who is 1.84 meters tall, it can only be regarded as unqualified and defective products.

9. Cao Cao likes beautiful women. Wherever he goes, he likes to "hug the grass and shoot rabbits" and collect some beautiful women and so on!

1. Baby, will you come back? Stop fooling around and come back with me! This is Cao Cao persuading his wife to go home.

11. Cao Cao said to various governors: "Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo, who has burned Luoyang and hijacked the emperor, and can basically position him as a terrorist organization."

12. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao, a thief, is cunning!

13. Yuan Shao spends all his time at home gathering guests. In the current words, he holds salons and parties, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.

14. Yuan Shu thought that the title of emperor was just like the trademark under the condition of our market economy now, so he had to register first. He thought that others could not do anything to him if he registered the trademark of emperor first, but he became the target of public criticism instead.

15. As soon as Yuan Shang and Yuan Xi got together, they said, "Let's treat that boy Gongsun Kang to a drink and cook him at the banquet!" Gongsun Kang here also said, "Why don't I invite the two brothers to drink and cook them at the banquet?" As a result, Gongsun Kang cooked them!

16. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius, and he will definitely not listen to all the correct opinions that are beneficial to him', and he will definitely listen to all the wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That is strange.

17. Liu Beigan is very good at running away. He is like a mouse on a seagoing ship, and he always seems to be the first to notice which ship will turn over. First, he fought Yuan Shao with Gongsun Zan, then he fought Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and then he fought Cao Cao with Yuan Shao.

18. At that time, people in Jiangdong called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang is a young man, which means to praise beauty. Therefore, "Sun Lang" means "Sun Handsome Boy" and "Zhou Lang" means "Zhou Handsome Boy". Handsome guys all like to be charming, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time. It can be said that Zhou Yu was in the battlefield, officialdom and love at this time, and I was very envious anyway!

19. By the way, Jiang Gan was also wronged. He didn't steal any books at all, and he is not ugly, and he is also a handsome guy, because Zhou Yu is a handsome guy, and his friends are usually handsome guys.

2. The so-called empty city plan is also made up. Zhuge Liang moved a piano and put on a fragrance.