The joke story of the name

People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? I collected a lot of funny jokes about names here. Let's have a look! Maybe I can beat your laughing blood!

The joke story about the name 1 is not the most popular name, but the surname in the company? Wu? There were four in their heyday, all of them were leaders except me, and three women and one man were more prominent.

One day, the three of us will give it to you? Your majesty. Toast, the leader suddenly found:? Isn't this a three-no product? Let's go on to say: a person? Much ado about nothing; Two people? Lawlessness; Three people? 3. No products; Four people? Unbridled.

After that, there will be more cola products. Once, we toasted with our boss and secretary. Both of them are surnamed Lu, so the evaluation is? Nothing, land, land and Wu wai.

When I was just pregnant, I began to name my children. There are several options. My principle is three words, the middle one is simpler. Like what? Suddenly? Because the word ran was rejected, where is it? Dogs? There is also a representative of the deformation of the word meat? Month? It's still burning down there. My explanation is? Dog meat is cooked on the fire? ; There is another one? Light? Do you feel it? What? Words test people's writing ability too much.

Later, I also thought, what is the name of the boy who belongs to the tiger? Tiger? It's also quite tough, but, helpless, linked to the surname? Autumn? , others say? No? It's also quite cultured. Qiu Fei? Is it okay? I said no: first, it seems that the ball flew, and second, his mother's name is Wu, typical? Wu's troubles? .

In this way, there are always colleagues who care about my baby's name, until one day, everyone gets together and discusses the result: What is the boy's name? Is it cool? What's the girl's name? According to? Sounds good, right? Please connect them with surnames: autumn clothes, autumn trousers. Happy, everyone is crazy.

Three months later, a male colleague's wife was pregnant. Everyone takes medicine according to the prescription and names their children: boy? Face? What's the girl's name? Powder doesn't sound as good as ours, and it's even worse together: white powder and white flour. All contraband.

3. Senior one military training, instructor roll call:? Zhu Lingling, is Zhu Lingling here?

There was no answer for a long time, and I was preparing to be absent.

A male classmate said with a black line on his face. Instructor, my name is Tim Howe?

4. There is a woman who plays with women at work.

I was arrested by the leader to write a review and explain who I had sex with.

Women tell the truth: I have had sex with many gay men! ?

The leader was furious and arrested one of his male colleagues.

This man's surname is Xu. How many people are there?

Funny joke story (1)

A student in a certain place in the northwest is ambitious and determined to become a doctor. The college entrance examination was admitted to Luzhou Medical College for the first time. When I arrived at the school, I felt that the school's reputation was too small. I decided to go back to my hometown to repeat my studies. One year later, I was successfully admitted to Sichuan Medical University. When I got to school, I was dumbfounded and found that it was still the original Luzhou Medical College. So I went home and went back to school for a year and worked harder. In the third year, I was admitted to Southwest Medical University. When I arrived at the school, I found it was still the original Luzhou Medical College. It is said that people are crazy now?

(Note: 2065438+On April 28th, 2005, the Ministry of Education officially approved the renaming of Luzhou Medical College as Sichuan Medical University. Later, some overseas alumni from West China of Sichuan University took the exam? Sichuan Medical University? Abbreviations may confuse the original text? Sichuan medical college? what's up Sichuan doctor? The abbreviation urges Sichuan University to apply for administrative reconsideration to the Ministry of Education. After repeated consultations, the parties finally formed? Recognize the history of Sichuan Medical University and rename it Southwest Medical University? Consensus: During the transition period, students can choose their own diplomas from Sichuan Medical University or Southwest Medical University; At the same time, Sichuan University will give support to Southwest Medical University in discipline construction and personnel training. 20 15 12 14, the Ministry of Education officially approved the school to be renamed as Southwest Medical University. )

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A student studied in Chongqing University as a bachelor, Zhejiang University as a master and Peking University as a doctor. As a result, the column of the president of the diploma was stamped with Lin Jianhua's seal. When looking for a job, the interviewer:? Classmate, do you want to be professional in counterfeiting? Can't you carve a few more chapters?

(Note: Lin Jianhua, male,/kloc-0, born in June 1955, Gaomi, Shandong, party member, graduated from Peking University with a doctorate in inorganic chemistry, and is a professor. 20 10, 12-20 13, standing Committee member and president of Chongqing university, 20 13-20 15, president of Zhejiang university, 20 15, president of Peking University. )

(3)

A student studied at China University of Science and Technology with a bachelor's degree, a master's degree at the Graduate School of China Academy of Sciences, and a doctor's degree at the University of Chinese Academy of Sciences. Finally, he was a student of the Chinese University of Science and Technology.

(Note: On February 29th, 2000, 65438, the State Council Academic Degrees Committee and Ministry of Education officially approved the renaming of the Graduate School of China University of Science and Technology as the Graduate School of China Academy of Sciences. On June 20 12, with the approval of the Ministry of Education and the Central Committee, the Graduate School of China Academy of Sciences was officially renamed as the University of Chinese Academy of Sciences. The Chinese University of Science and Technology originated from the Graduate School of Chinese Academy of Sciences, which originated from the University of Chinese Academy of Sciences. Some research institutes under the University of Chinese Academy of Sciences are under the jurisdiction of China University of Science and Technology. )

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