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The most classic joke in the defeat
1.** Delong crisis * *: Delong crisis is a major crisis in China business circles. According to the book, Wanli Tang of Delong was once asked by Xinhua News Agency: "Why is Delong's capital chain always tight?" Wanli Tang replied, "We are robbing Peter to pay Paul." As a result, the East Wall could not be torn down at last, and the Delong crisis broke out.
2.** Jianlibao * *: Jianlibao used to be a very famous beverage brand, but it eventually declined due to a series of decision-making mistakes and management problems. According to the book, Li Jingwei, the founder of Jianlibao, once said at a meeting, "If one day I am gone, you can ask my secretary." As a result, the secretary was arrested for embezzlement and Li Jingwei was forced to retire.
3.** Kelon Electric Appliance * *: Kelon Electric Appliance used to be a very famous refrigerator manufacturer, but eventually it went bankrupt because of financial fraud and poor management. According to the book, Gu, the founder of Kelon Electric Appliances, once said at an internal meeting: "My competitors are too stupid. They didn't do a good job in market research." As a result, it was later discovered that all his competitors had sold their products abroad, while Kelon's products could not be sold because of poor quality.
These paragraphs all reflect some common problems in enterprise management, such as broken capital chain, decision-making mistakes, poor management and so on. These jokes are not only thought-provoking, but also remind entrepreneurs to always be vigilant and avoid repeating the same mistakes.
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