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One day, I saw a pair of twins, a boy and a girl. They were so cute, but they couldn’t tell the size, so they asked: Which of you is bigger and who is smaller?

The girl said mysteriously: Guess which of us is the brother and who is the sister~! !

I was walking in the park at night with my three-year-old daughter in my arms, and there was a couple of lovers hugging and kissing in the shade. My daughter looked at it for a while

then turned her head and said to me with certainty: "Mom, they must be stealing something good."

She is obviously 5 years old, and she has just learned When he wanted to count, he asked someone to give him a question. His father said to him: "You can come up with your own questions and do the calculations yourself." Sauna + facial mask = 20”

Everyone was stunned at first, and then laughed.

Child: "Mom, what is this?" Mom: "This is rat poison."

Child: "Mom, are our mice sick?"

I particularly liked a child in the small class, so I kept teasing him and asking him: What is his mother’s name?

She finally spit out the name of *** with a milky voice

So, What's dad's name? I saw him happily and unambiguously say two words: Husband

One of her colleagues had a 6-year-old daughter who started to have her teeth removed. Her mother took her back to the unit after the teeth were extracted. My mother

asked her: "Does the tooth still hurt?" The little girl's answer made the people next to her laugh. "Ah, the tooth was left in the hospital

I don’t know if it hurts or not!”

One time the father asked the child who has the final say at home? "Dad, he is the head of the family."

When his mother found out, she also asked him: "Who has the final say in the family? Well said, I will buy you candy."

< p>The child said: "It's mom, it's mom."

"Didn't you say that dad is the head of the family?"

"But mom is the neck of the family, and the head should face the neck." Then turn that way~~~~~~"

A male colleague was drinking and eating at a small roadside restaurant one day. He saw a very cute little girl in her early 3s next to her, so

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Going up to tease her, "Little sister, can I play with you?" The little girl glanced at him and said, "No, my mother told me that I want to play with the little girl." ", my colleague didn't give up, and said, "I'm a woman too, you can play with me"... The last answer of the little girl was really classic. She glanced at my male colleague , said "I don't believe it! Take off your pants and let me see!" =_=#

When my son was 4 years old, he saw a frog jumping, and he imitated the frog. Jumped, jumped a few times, stood up and said: I'm so tired!!! It's really hard for the frog, I have to jump like this every day.

I was listening to the radio in the dormitory that day. I saw a very young girl requesting a song for her mother. She said that her mother was very hardworking and couldn't rest on Sundays. She had to go to the bookstore to buy a lot of exercise books for her to do, so she thought Order a song for her mother

. When the host heard this, he was moved and said, ‘What a sensible child. What song would you like to order for your mother?

The little girl said in a childish voice, 'I want to read Xin Xiaoqi's "Why Do Women Make It Hard for Women"