Who can tell jokes?

When we were in high school, some teachers were very bad to our students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time. They are discussing how to punish their teachers. One day, the teacher was lecturing in class, and a boy sitting in the back showed a painful expression, clutching his stomach and moaning gently ... The teacher ignored him and continued to preach. Halfway through the lecture, the teacher just turned to write notes on the blackboard, and the boy suddenly became' concave' ... Wow! ! ! (Vomiting) A boy at the same table poured a bottle of eight-treasure porridge on the boy's table at a very fast speed. When the teacher turned around, he saw that the table was full of yellow and white things. At this time, another boy took out a small spoon, scooped up the things on the table one by one, and said while chewing,' Hey, this guy ate peanuts at noon. The teacher said,' Wow ...' Ouch ...', and then he vomited wildly.

Wulin experts are very hygienic.

How do martial arts experts kill flies?

The cruelest way to play-Mei Chaofeng: After catching a fly, pull off your head and press five holes in it.

A Deng: A few fingers and flies were burnt, and all the color TVs, sheets, walls and floors at home were spared.

The most bionic way to play-Ouyang Feng: landing on all fours, bulging cheeks, the fly jumps like a toad when it flies by, and then opens its mouth, and the fly lies dead inside.

The most incredible way to play-Zhou: catch flies in the east with your left hand, catch flies in the west with your right hand, and interfere with each other with your two hands. After catching them, tie the flies with ropes and fly kites.

The most efficient way to play-Gong Hong: Kang Long has regrets, Long Zaitian, Long wags his tail ... After the dust settles, he has 18 flies in his hand.

The most abnormal way to play-Huang: After catching a fly, you either tear off your wings or your legs and throw them out of the window.

The most exquisite style of play-Zhe Bie and Guo Jing: Kill two birds with one stone!

The most difficult way to play-Quan Zhenzi: The plough Beidou array swings out, and everyone has a dust in his hand. The formation changes with the fly's flight until the fly is exhausted.

The most shameless way to play-Wan Yan Honglie: kidnap female flies and small flies, then attract male flies and kill them.

The worst way to play-Zhao Min: After pressing the fly under your body, you can make a move live, pierce it from your lower abdomen, and then stab the fly to death.

The most wasteful way to play-Huang Rong: cook well and hold flies to death.

The most nostalgic way to play-Guo Fu: first fall in love with Gong Fei, then despise the female Fei, and then cut off a right leg of Gong Fei with a sword …

The style of play of the oldest tomb school-Little Dragon Girl: raise a jade bee army, then tattoo the word "Longjiajun" on the wings of each bee, and then command the bee army to fight flies.

The healthiest way to play-Autumn Ren Qian: Climb the Tiezhangfeng with a fly, throw it from the top of the mountain, and let it suffocate due to lack of oxygen.

The most Tang priest's game-silly aunt: Sister Fly, when will you take me to see my father, I will be bored to death by flies.

The most valuable way to play-Yin Zhiping: Make flies into Spanish golden flies, secretly put them in honey, and feed them to the little dragon girl.

The most gorgeous style of play-Genghis Khan: stomping flies alive with the iron hoofs of 100,000 Mongolian cavalry.

The most affectionate way to play-Shi Wanchen: First poison a male fly with virulence, and let the female fly detoxify at the cost of her life.

The most cunning way to play-Wei Xiaobao: first make friends with flies, then turn them over with antiperspirant, and then stab them to death with a nod. Best Sound Play-Xie Xun: Shout with a stone lion: "You are a little fly on Mars!" "Shock dead a fly.

The best way to play-virtual bamboo: turn the fly upside down and connect it with your head, and then let the fly pass on its lifelong skills to itself, which is exhausting.