Qq is funny and swearing.

1, you abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, murderer of septic tank blockage.

2, for you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you of different human beings! Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

4. You, an African, are a descendant of a black pig, a chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

6.hey? What are you wearing? What's on your face? This looks totally unattractive! You are probably 1 Martian, alas, it's not easy to grow!

7. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!

8. The festival is coming, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, but they will die; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible.

9. The evil that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots is the offspring of the disgraced ancestors.

10, underwear is not necessarily superman, it may be LadyGaGa.

1 1, spitting is more deadly than SARS.

12, as long as the kung fu is deep, the shit is serious.

13, I'll give you a piece of advice. Don't stay on the earth for too long. The earth doesn't belong to you. It's dangerous. Go home quickly! If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

14, cynicism and patriotism are only one step away, not one step away from SB.

15, I want to have a baby, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history, look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.

16. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

17, even as beautiful as flowers and jade is more beautiful than you 10 times.

18, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

19, people are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

20. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

2 1. When mice see you, they will walk away with tears in their eyes!

22. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

23. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

24. Drinking beer can cure Romania. Listen, people without beer bellies are hunchbacked.

25. If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually.

26, a monk carrying water to drink, two monks carrying water to drink, the classic story is hard to forget, deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.

28. In high school, love is a luxury that few people can afford. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

29. You like to push people with your stomach to prove that you are smart.

30. What is sadness? Sadly, I went to the vegetable market to buy food with my hard-earned salary, only to find that the price of vegetables has increased by 60%!

3 1, don't talk to me about life, you are not born.

32. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

34. The teacher commented that I was a student who couldn't concentrate even when I was sad.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

36. The world is bigger than what you lack.

37. I swear I'll chop my hands when I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

38, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

39. Laugh and say, "Bajie, your father is looking for you".

40, think of your eyebrows, think of ambiguity. Suddenly I feel that most of my thoughts are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker.

4 1, people say things and fart. They just breathe.

42. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

43. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

44. You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, but you still practiced sword, but you didn't practice it, so you practiced cheap! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother?

45. The saliva you spit is more deadly than SARS.

46. Standing on the shore of the years, imagine your past as Shui Piao.

47. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place forever, but to have food everywhere all your life.

48. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

49, facing the sea, spring blossoms, but unfortunately this is only my screensaver status.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

5 1, don't hit the south wall, don't look back, hit the south wall, grab it and be pushed by everyone.

52. I don't know what the textbook is talking about, but I feel very powerful.

When you want to lose something, please think about it and don't lose face. -Trash tip.

54. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

55. I want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.

56. Dare to go out for a walk when you know you are ugly. You are not ashamed, and neither are your parents. Your parents are not ashamed, I am ashamed of your parents.

57. If you are handsome, human beings will reproduce asexually.

58. Only the fakes are real, others are fake!

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

60. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

6 1, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

The weather forecast lasted for more than ten minutes, and the Japanese just said, "It will rain all over the country." .

63. Now if I throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode by itself!

64. People who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.

65. You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

66. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touch.

67. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.

68. Grenade will explode when it sees you.

69. You should be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big.

70. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

7 1. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

72. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.

73. You look really postmodern.

74. The man has no money and the woman wants a divorce; Men want a divorce when they have money! Anyway, it's better not to get married than divorce!

75. Remember, men must use both stick and gold dollar diplomacy with women.

76. I asked Fahai: What is fate? Fahai said: You wait, I will accept you sooner or later.

77. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

78. You have a pair of eyes that look down on people. It is said that dogs look down on people.

79. There is a way to do it first in Lushan, and learn to cook porridge in the sea.

80. Time equals money. After all, I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

8 1, born cucumber, not photographed! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

82. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

83. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB at home.

84.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

85. Long adventure ... Creative.

86. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

87. An educated youth went to the countryside and found a donkey stealing wheat. He didn't know either donkey or wheat. In despair, he shouted, Somebody! Animals eat plants!

88. I never write typos, but I write generic words.