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What is worldly desires?

There are many classic cliches in China. When something happens, the corresponding cliches can be squeezed out of the throat with a mouth open and a tongue swinging up and down. It doesn't need to go through the brain at all, and it doesn't need careful consideration, because cliches are the essence of historical verification, and they are definitely tried and tested condoms. As long as they are not dumb, even brain-disabled patients can blurt them out.

For example, if a guy did something minor because of his impulsiveness, it would be too wrong to shoot him, but slapping his mouth won't help to criticize and educate him. Therefore, this kind of person will be slapped first, and then kicked again, until he knows that he is in pain. At this time, people standing by and watching the excitement can make their debut, snoring haha, and making a sound.

The word "worldly desires" in this set of words is a common word used by Chinese people, and it is the support for all small impulses and mistakes to be forgiven. Therefore, it is used quite frequently, which can be called a "set-in-the-middle set" in the set of words, and it can also be used casually when you open your mouth. Under normal circumstances, as long as the other party is not seriously mentally retarded, they will basically understand the general meaning of "worldly desires".

After all, "approximate meaning" is not real meaning. According to linguistics, every word meaning has its symbolic direction, so "worldly desires" naturally has its clear definition, but the problem is that rhetoric is basically beyond the human brain, and its operating mechanism is similar to that of a fool's camera, so it can be copied and used. As for "knowing what it is but not knowing why", it is not important. Therefore, 8% of people, "worldly desires". The six desires? It would be very good if you could answer four falteringly.

The ancients had some explanations about "worldly desires". The earliest one was the Book of Rites, which once said: "Happiness, anger, sadness, fear, love, evil and desire are all learned and can be learned." During the period, in addition to the six emotions of "joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love and evil", the "six desires" were attributed to one emotion and the so-called "seven emotions" were made up. And the phrase "seven people can learn" means that these seven emotions are instinct, as long as they are individuals, they can learn without learning.

Although everyone has a "worldly desires" and is deeply touched by every emotion in it, few people have made it clear about the relationship between "worldly desires". Those who can understand it basically go to tell people's fortune or become psychologists.

I'm not joking. In fact, fortune-telling and psychological doctors are based on the same principle, and the causal relationship of any personnel is caused by this "worldly desires". If the relationship between "worldly desires" is thoroughly understood, it is very easy to be a "psychological doctor".

If you want to clearly explain the relationship between "worldly desires", you have to write a psychological book, but that would be too much trouble, and I don't think anyone wants to read it.

many years ago, I wrote an essay on love, which described the logical relationship of "worldly desires" in a very simple way. Later, it was included in my first collection of essays, Da Hua Yi Yu. However, the article was written in ancient Chinese, so basically no one wanted to read it. Today, I put this old essay on my blog. If I have time and patience when I pass by, I might as well have a look.

If you don't want to read ancient Chinese, I also made up a vulgar joke under Love Story. If you like to be relaxed, treat it as a joke.

Love Story

(If you are too lazy to read ancient Chinese, you can skip it and go directly to the following to see jokes. )

what is love? Shuowen: "Love, a person with yin and desire". Xu Shen is very secretive. Book of Rites: "What is human feelings? Happiness, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil and desire can be achieved without learning. " This statement is wonderful. Can you learn without learning? Are you alone? I have a dog. I bark when I am born, and I will wag my tail when I meet my master. This is also the feeling of being able to learn without learning.

The seven emotions are based on desire. If you want something, you will be happy; if you don't want it, you will be angry; if you want something, you will be sad; if you don't want to come, you will be afraid; if you want to be far away, you will love; if you want to be near, you will be evil.

it's easy to see that happiness comes from one's own desire. Gai Xi is born from the heart, and his face is a mirror of his heart. When his heart is quiet, his face is bathed in spring breeze. It is said that his heart will be happy. Happy, everyone is happy, but the image of Yu is heard, and the little people are poor. "Yi-Yu-Chu": Ming Yu, fierce. Laugh with joy, get carried away, and look shallow. Fan Jin was overjoyed, so how can he not be fierce?

if you want it, you will be angry and angry. Anger originates from the liver, and the liver governs the qi, and the qi is seamless. Those who are full of anger are not angry and arrogant, and a gentleman is a master. The weak are angry at the color, and the villain is short of breath. Those who show their teeth are all ordinary people. Laozi said, "Emphasis is placed on light roots, and quietness is a manic monarch." The way to nourish qi is also.

the loss of desire, sorrow, and injury are also salty. If you feel hurt, you will hurt your heart, and if you hurt your heart, you will lose your will, and if you lose your will, you will abandon it. Those who are abandoned will have little help, and those who have little help will be in trouble in the world. Therefore, Confucius felt that "a gentleman should strive for self-improvement."

fear, fear also. If you don't want to come, you have to adapt. Fear is controlled by courage, and courage is divided into size for people. "Yi-Zhen Gua": "When the earthquake comes, you will be dumb." It is the meaning of being surprised and not chaotic, and it is compulsory for those who succeed; "Yi-Zhen Gua": "Zhen Su Su, the position is not right." Panic and depression mean that anyone who is surprised and chaotic has accomplished nothing, which is also weak in courage.

if you want to be far away, you will love. People's long-term affection and love will be seen from the eyes, which means that longing for the eyes is the ultimate love. Love without hatred is the source of anger and disaster, and those who go beyond this limit are inhuman. Lao Tzu's way of wanting nothing has nothing to do with people.

evil, disgust. If you want to be near it, you will be evil, but if you are easy to get, you will be light. It's great for friendship! "Yi-Heng Gua": "Don't be constant in virtue, or take advantage of its shame". The so-called inconstant virtue is an impermanent person of good and evil. Good people can do things, and evil people can ignore them. Only those who are impermanent in good and evil will be humiliated if they are near.

it's human to show seven emotions in form, but there are people in the world who don't see seven emotions in form. What's wrong?

"Guiguzi": "You can't get what you look like, but if you hide it, you will go away." It means that people who don't look at indecent assault, don't smell evil, say poetry and write books, behave correctly, have a solemn face and a soft expression, and their emotions are not obvious, so they must leave him carefully and quickly.

"Happy, Angry, Sad, Fear, Love, Evil, Desire"

There was a mangy dog who had nothing to do after eating, so he wandered around the alley and looked back. Suddenly, he saw a charming little bitch from Zhuo Ya, and his eyes were watering. (Note: This is the "desire" among the seven emotions. Mencius once said: All evils are the first. So the story begins. )

The little bitch glanced at the mangy dog and was amused by the dog's stupidity. She smiled shyly and turned away.

The effect of this captivating smile is definitely not lost to Chou-heung in San Xiao. The mangy dog was immediately elated like a chicken blood, and then he had the same fantasy as Zhou Xingxing, and he couldn't help dancing. (Note: This is the "happiness" among the seven emotions. )

The mangy dog wagged his head and ran after him, humming happily at the little bitch: "Girl, girl, I love you just like an old dog loves bones."

The little bitch took a look at the affectionate dog and said, "Please, you don't take a piss to look after yourself. Do you deserve it?"

after hearing this, the mangy dog's blood immediately surged, and Venus immediately shone in front of him. After shaking his body three times, he barely stood firm, and tears and Haraz in his mouth rolled out for several meters. (Note: This is the "sadness" in the seven emotions. )

The mangy dog cried to the little bitch with a runny nose and tears: "Give me a chance, and I will really love you!" (Note: This is the "love" among the seven emotions. )

the little bitch shook her head coldly and ignored it at all.

The mangy dog suddenly felt hopelessness, and suddenly gave birth to a resentment in his heart, so he silently wiped away the tears that flowed with his two front paws. I thought to myself that this dog's life, how can I be so humiliated? I bowed my head and was silent for a moment. After kicking my hind foot, I opened my blood and rushed to the tail of the little bitch and bit it. (note: this is the "anger" in the seven emotions. )

At this critical moment, the owner of the little bitch happened to appear, and then he kicked the mangy dog out with one foot as fast as lightning. The mangy dog kept shaking in the distance, looked at the little bitch sadly and sadly, and never dared to go forward again. (Note: This is the "fear" in the seven emotions. )

Because of this foot, the mangy dog was not only crippled by kicking his hind paws, but also cast a shadow over his heart. He stopped pursuing bitches from now on, and then he became more and more disgusted with bitches. I don't know how many years later, I heard that this mangy dog had gone to Brokeback Mountain to live in seclusion. . (Note: This is the "evil" in the seven emotions. )