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(novel)
? Author? green leaves
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? First, a hangover
? Lao Zhangtou, who lives next door to the Town East Neighborhood Committee, got drunk at the
Biography of hemp girl
(novel)
? Author? green leaves
?
? First, a hangover
? Lao Zhangtou, who lives next door to the Town East Neighborhood Committee, got drunk at the
(novel)
? Author? green leaves
?
? First, a hangover
? Lao Zhangtou, who lives next door to the Town East Neighborhood Committee, got drunk at the wedding banquet of Gao's family. Drunk at the same table by Tielu Temple and others, he is now lying in a chair next to the wine table, his head hanging outside the armrest and his mouth breathing alcohol. The Tielu Temple, where Lao Zhang's head was drunk with wine, was also very drunk. Look at the way he walks, like a cripple. Tielu Temple probably wants to go to the toilet and doesn't want to walk a few steps. Suddenly, he sat on the ground, and immediately, around his ass, he was wet. The middle-aged woman standing not far away, with a cry of "ah" and her screams, attracted people around her. Everyone ran in the direction of her finger and surrounded the Tielu Temple in the middle, almost packed. Screaming middle-aged woman, crowded in front of the crowd, curled her mouth: "hey, hey ... it will be fun when his wife comes." His wife is not a fuel-efficient lamp. " Next to her, two other middle-aged women who look a little more fashionable than her took over her argument: "Drinking so much seems like never drinking in my life, and making a fool of myself on this occasion." Gao Bin, the owner of Gaos thought in the hall, is pouring tea for the guests. When he saw a group of people suddenly gathered outside, he didn't know what had happened and went out quickly. When Gao Bin pushed his way through the crowd and squeezed into the circle of the crowd, he couldn't help laughing when he saw the silly face of Tielu Temple sitting on the ground. Finally, he held back. He bent down, helped Tielu Temple up, helped it to a bamboo chair beside the steps, and poured him a bowl of strong tea for him to drink. The wife of Tielu Temple has come, and I don't know who it is. I called the wife of Tielu Temple so soon. The wife of Tielu Temple must have been a great beauty when she was young. Looking at her age, she should be in her fifties and still be so beautiful. If she was not a great beauty when she was young, who would believe it? Tielu Temple wife's curly hair curls over her shoulders like instant noodles. It's a little foreign and fashionable, which makes people feel amazing. Women in Hekou Town love beauty, and usually like to dress themselves up beautifully, not to mention the upcoming Spring Festival holiday like this. The men in Hekou Town are very lucky. Although not very pretty, I married a beautiful wife. Maybe it's embarrassing to see my man make such a fool of himself in so many people. The wife of Tielu Temple was very embarrassed, and her white face flushed bright red. But she didn't say anything, unlike what the sharp-eyed middle-aged woman said just now, as if she was going to put on a good show for everyone to see jokes or something. The wife of Tielu Temple silently grabbed a hand of Tielu Temple and put it on her shoulder. The other hand held the waist of Tielu Temple and walked away like a wounded man on the battlefield.
? Several of the scattered people walked over Lao Zhang's head. Lao Zhang's mouth was still full of alcohol, and he was lying in a chair with some sympathy and pity in his eyes, but no one wanted to take a reason. In the most popular parlance, their sympathy and pity are very cheap. Yes, under such circumstances, who will have substantial sympathy and pity for a widower? A widower really deserves sympathy, but what can he do? Lao Zhang's head is not as blessed as Tielu Temple. When he is drunk, someone can come and help him clean up. That is the reality. Gao Bin walked past the drunk Lao Zhang. Perhaps, he also felt that Lao Zhang's head was really pitiful. Without saying anything, he squatted down, hunched his back, asked someone to hold him and put Lao Zhang's head on his back.
? "After all, or my cousin. If it is someone else, who is willing to carry him? " The middle-aged woman looked at two middle-aged women who were a little younger than her, and left her mouth wide open. The two younger middle-aged women ignored her this time, so they had to be well-advised to shut up and walk away.
? It's getting late, and the street lamps in every street in Hekou Town will suddenly "lie down", like the flowers in spring, and the first flower will open. In an instant, the streets and alleys of Hekou Town will light up, from south to north, just like a small galaxy.
? As drunk as a fiddler, Lao Zhang's head was carried to the door by Gao Bin, and he immediately opened his mouth and threw up all over the floor. Fortunately, Gao Bin just put him down from his back, let him lean on the threshold, and stretched out his hand and pushed open the unlocked door on Lao Zhang's head, otherwise he would definitely be vomited all over by Lao Zhang's head.
? The house where Lao Zhang lives is less than 30 square meters, and the whole house looks very old. There is hardly a decent piece of furniture in the house. Beds, dining tables and painted stools seem to have been picked up from some garbage dump. They are not only old, but also look a little dirty. The bench is neatly placed in front of the dining table. Gao Bin thinks this set of desks and chairs is very similar to those in the village when he was a child.
? Gao Bin may be surprised that Lao Zhang lives in such a place. He shook his head and sighed softly.
? Lao Zhang's head is lying on the bed, with two slender old legs stretching comfortably. That wrinkled face, in the dim light, Gao Bin felt very much like the bark of the old pagoda tree he saw in the back of his hometown when he was a child. It is as rough as hell. Suddenly, Lao Zhang grabbed Gao Bin first: "Cousin, don't go, talk with me. Do you think your cousin was beautiful when she married me? Beautiful, isn't it? Don't you think so? " Lao Zhang gave a loud hiccup, rested for a while and continued: "But ... but how could she be so useless and die after giving birth?" I can't figure it out! She was so cruel that she left without saying anything, and the child was ... ah! "Lao Zhang hit a loud booger again, and this time he almost threw up. He was so anxious that Gao Bin went to get the red plastic basin in the corner. ...
? "You drank too much today, so drunk!"
? "I'm not drunk, not drunk. It's good to be drunk, it's good to be drunk ... "Lao Zhang's snoring sounded, so Gao Bin had to put him back, tuck him in, and then crept out of the door.
? It's dawn in the east. The Gaos thought courtyard had a noisy day yesterday, but it's finally quiet today. Hekou town is also immersed in the tranquility and serenity of the eastern dawn.
? Lao Zhang seems to be dreaming when he is lying on his head in bed, and his mouth is shouting, "What's that noise?" Tired of it, tired of it, go away, go away! "
? Lao Zhang opened his old eyes covered with crow's feet steeply and sat up in horror: "Sweet dreams!" "
? Lao Zhang woke up, but he couldn't sleep anymore. Of course, he can't sleep His bones are like falling apart, sour and painful. How can he sleep?
? Lao Zhang was actually a handsome man when he was young, and his wife was also very beautiful. But he was unlucky, and the young woman's first child died in childbirth, and even the children could not be left to him. The midwife in charge of delivering his wife is his former next-door neighbor, a fat woman nicknamed "Ma Po Zi".
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