How to chase Guangdong girls?

Sister Chaoshan is one of the famous magical animals in China. Why do you say that?

The reason is that the divorce rate in Chaoshan area is the lowest in China, and Shantou, Chaozhou and Jieyang occupy the bottom position in the national urban divorce rate ranking for a long time.

So there is this buzzword: which wife is stronger in the country? Guangdong asked Chaoshan.

In other words, Chaoshan girls have always been gentle and virtuous, and they can get out of the hall and into the kitchen. They marry chickens and don't envy dogs, so they are extremely suitable for marrying home as wives.

Are you infatuated? Actions speak louder than actions. Today I will teach you how to seduce Chaoshan girls. Liars who engage in telecom fraud often have a fixed "speech" manuscript and recite scriptures according to the manuscript. Here, I also send you a secret book of picking up girls.

There are many single Chaoshan girls in Guangzhou and Shenzhen. If you can only speak Mandarin but not Chaozhou and Shantou, just follow the "secret" and it will be Ok. (Soon after the publication of this article, you will have a great chance to brush me as a particularly funny screenwriter on Tik Tok, which corresponds to a sitcom. )

Lottery player: A-mei, are you lonely?

Chaomei: Not alone. Loneliness, what do you want? No matter how she answers, she will go to into the pit. )

Sexy man: Are you lonely?

Chaomei: Not lonely.

Color man: Oh, so you are a girl without any loneliness (③+② sound). If she doesn't feel lonely, you can answer this sentence with an exaggerated expression of an epiphany. )

(At this time, when it comes to the point, the Chaoshan girl should be shy with a smile, or angry and throw things at you. You must run quickly. )

If she answers loneliness, it is another version. )

Color man: Is it occasionally or often a little lonely?

Chaomei: So what if you are often lonely? Are you trying to seduce me?

Color man: Oh, I see, so how lonely you are (3+2 tones). (exaggerated expression of an epiphany)

(At this time, the Chaoshan girl who also hit the point should be shy with a smile, or angry and hit you with something. You must run quickly. )

Maybe you will meet some girls who are slow to respond. They may not get to the point, so they won't be shy or hit people on the spot. Yeah, well, I'll give you two lyrics. Pan Meichen's "I once loved you", you only need to hum it many times under your sister's nose. Sooner or later, they will send a pink fist to kill you:

"You're too cold,

How lonely I am. . . "

PS: Don't ask me what's the joke of the funny script above. I can only tell you implicitly that you usually pronounce the word "lonely" in four tones. Humming songs here must use "three tones+two tones". The secret can't be revealed. Goodbye!