Who has a good joke, it must be classic!

1, Dad: "Why don't you quit smoking at a young age?"

Son: "You have been smoking for decades, why don't you quit?"

Dad: "I am old. It doesn't matter whether I quit or not. "

Son: "I'm still young, and it's not too late to quit later."

After dinner, the father asked his son, "Did the teacher leave his homework today?"

The son replied, "Yes."

Dad sighed and said, "Alas, it's time to wash the dishes again."

At the reception, a woman asked the man next to her, "Who is that ugly guy across the street?"

"It's my brother." The man replied.

The woman said, "I'm sorry, you look so alike." Why didn't I see it? "

4. A young man tried to tell his beloved girl.

"Although I am not as rich as Bill; Although I don't have the luxury car owned by Bill; Although I can't buy you beautiful diamonds and pearls like Bill. But I love you. "

The girl said, "Is Bill married?"

The woman sitting behind me with a little boy looks familiar. In order to get close to her, I said ingratiatingly, "Hello! This little guy looks just like your husband. "

The woman looked at me strangely and replied, "This is my neighbor's child."