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Ask some jokes about physics

1. A woman was stopped for speeding. The policeman said to her, "madam, your speed is 60 miles per hour!" " The woman retorted, "Sir, that's impossible. I only drove for seven minutes. This is really a big joke! 1 hour without driving. How can I walk 60 miles an hour? " "Ma 'am, I mean, if you keep driving like this, you will drive 60 miles in the next 1 hour." "This is also impossible." The woman went on to say, "I only need to walk 10 mile to get home, and I don't need to drive 60 miles at all."

The physics teacher is talking about inertia, and a student is whispering below. The teacher gave him a hint, but he went his own way.

Teacher: What did I just say?

Student: Inertia

Teacher: Please give an example.

Student: I was just talking below. In spite of your hints, I can't stop at once. This is inertia.

3. After the molecular movement-diffusion theory was finished, the teacher asked the students, "Why did several students make the same mistake in their last homework?" The student replied, "Because of diffusion."

Two old ladies are flying for the first time. They heard that the speed of the plane is faster than the speed of sound. They found the captain and said earnestly, "Captain, please don't fly faster than the speed of sound, because we have to talk on the plane."

One day, a rabbit unfortunately fell into a box and turned into a duck when it came out. Do you know why? Because there is a transformer in the box.

6. Why is vernier caliper not lonely? Because it doesn't read.