Decompress humorous sentences for yourself

Humorous sentences that make you decompress:

1, others stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

I really should go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is simply a great loss to society.

Don't talk about meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf and lie around at any time.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave, hahaha.

Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

6. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

7. With your appearance, we will not be short of three and one. With your birth, we won't envy others as couples. With you, we will have a constant goal in life: playing mahjong.