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Hua Shan's mud figure prose
I slept for many years, had countless rosy dreams and drank sweet spring honey dew. At the moment, this flower is full of vitality. After a comfortable stretch, she opened her eyes and looked at the strange world in surprise: "Ah! Blue sky, white clouds, sweet Shan Lan and lush peaks. Ah! What a wonderful world! I have to have an extraordinary realm to breed such noble and beautiful flowers! Excellent people! Sure enough, god didn't live up to my wishes Hehe! " She showed a charming dance lightly, looked at the mirror shining with crystal dew beside her and sang loudly: "I am a beautiful flower!" " My mother told me that I was born in a noble family and had extraordinary beauty qualifications. Only magnificent palaces, magnificent villas and world-famous gardens are my home! "
"straight! ..... "Who's laughing? Who dares to laugh at me like this? She looked intently and realized that there were countless flowers of various colors smiling at her!
"You are so beautiful! Come climb the pole with us! " A lavender morning glory invited her.
"Come, let's go and bathe in the sweet and cool night dew! How sweet! " A golden dandelion waved to her.
"You? With me? " Hua Shan blinked suspiciously. The other flowers nodded hard. She gave them a look and burst out laughing, shaking with laughter, tears streaming down her face and laughing her head off. Laughing at other flowers, I don't know what happened. Very not easy to stop laughing, she looked in the mirror, manage bangs: "just you? Still worthy? Stay away from me. Look at you ugly things! "
The flowers looked at each other for a while, holding hands and singing away!
"What bad luck, meet with this group of tacky things, so tired! I should sleep for a while! " She yawned and was about to go to bed when she suddenly felt that her feet were wrapped tightly by something, and there was an unpleasant smell at the same time! She looked down and said, Ah! A pile of mud is holding her feet! Look! It's dark and gray, and it smells bad! That's disgusting!
"What are you doing? What are you doing? Do you want to kill me? You filthy garbage! I know nothing about life and death. " Mountain flowers shouted angrily!
"We are feeding you. When you fall asleep, we will moisten you more beautifully! " A handful of dirt stopped to answer.
"joke! You are so filthy, can you nourish my beautiful flowers? Fuck off! Come on! Don't dirty my new glass shoes! "
"Before you blossom, don't we nourish you like this every day? You can't live without us in the future! " The soil is dumbfounded!
"Nonsense! You must have seen my beauty and wanted to take advantage, so die before it's too late! Don't pee, take care of yourself! " Hua Shan began to look in the mirror again, combing her golden curls!
The natives didn't expect her to say such an ugly thing. They lingered for a while and muttered for a while. It's the same dirt that just spoke, saying, "All right, let's go first. Please send a message when necessary to nourish every plant and make us sacred! You'd better take care of yourself! "
I didn't even look up. Answer with a snort in your nose. The earth immediately rushed to another flower next to it, but the flower was full of tears and kept bowing and saying, "Thank you!" " Thank you! Hua Shan instinctively felt sick, curled his lips and turned away, saying to himself, "This is so vulgar! Vulgar! It's really' birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together'. Mom's words are right. They are born inferior! Hey! " Then she fell asleep and had a sweet dream about the rose color of lilies.
A few days later, Hua Shan was famous for her beauty, and people from far and near came to see her.
The farmer came and exclaimed, "How beautiful! I have never seen such beautiful flowers in my life! Let her take root here! Transplant will only destroy her! " I walked back step by step.
The gardener came over and kept admiring: "It's beautiful. If I can cultivate such beauty, my life will be worth living, not in vain! " He inspected the climate and soil for a while and said, "This is the most suitable place for her to grow. Let her accept the favor of nature here!" " "Reluctantly left.
The poet came, invited the bright moon and Long song mountain breeze to her side, kept chanting, soon created a collection of poems, and left with a satisfied smile! Later, this collection of poems became a classic for hundreds of years!
The musician came, composed music for her day and night, and left a few days later singing beautiful songs! It soon became famous all over the world.
These people came, just admiring the mountain flowers but not picking her. Hua Shan was so wronged that she was about to cry: "Am I not beautiful enough?" They didn't take me to my dream place? "So she drove hard and used the biggest trick in life to open up the beautiful charm.
Finally, one day, a world-famous botanist came. Hua Shan was very happy and thought, "Now I have a bright future!" "Who knows, the botanist just looked at her, took a few frames of photos, picked a few leaves as specimens and left. Disappointed, Hua Shan watched the botanist's back go further and further with tears until he disappeared on the other side of the mountain and let out a long sigh.
A few more people came. People just admired her, but no one ever wanted to take her away. Mountain flowers are getting disappointed and can't afford to bloom. Sleeping all day.
One afternoon, a sudden voice woke her dream, and she opened her eyes in horror. Ah! So many people dressed in this style, so many people around a rich and shiny middle-aged man, he is looking at her! They are all looking at her! Hua Shan cheered up quickly and showed her most beautiful posture.
"Give me back this flower! I have never seen such beautiful flowers in my life! " Only listen to the loud commands of middle-aged people.
“S! Aren't there many precious flowers and plants in your Tibetan garden? Do you still want Shan Ye floret? " A shop assistant with glasses smiled obsequiously.
"What are those flowers? Look at this flower. Beautiful, simple, with a little wild arrogance! This kind of flower is the best! " Middle-aged people are completely blind and smell a little drunk. Hearing this and seeing all this, Hua Shan was very happy and thought, "I finally met Bole! My dream will come true soon! "
Immediately, a particularly delicate jasper flowerpot was carried out, and then this mountain flower was transplanted into the flowerpot by a professional gardener. The mountain flowers in this flowerpot are even more beautiful, attracting everyone's attention like a princess!
In the evening, Hua Shan was carried to Zangyuan. As soon as I entered the door, I only felt my eyes really shake, so I closed them quickly, and then I heard an "Ah!" "hey!" "Wow!" "Oh!" Endless praise! She was a little shy. It took a long time to open her eyes and paused. Ah! So many flowers! Peony, rose, camellia, peony, chrysanthemum, lotus, red lotus, kapok ... everything! There are many glass flowers, gem flowers, coral flowers, silk flower and silk flower ... Ah! It is simply a world of flowers, an ocean of flowers! So many flowers are in full bloom, all to flatter and please the master! Can you not be gorgeous! No wonder she can't open her eyes!
"So many so precious and beautiful flowers, I ..." Hua Shan was about to close her eyes shyly when she saw many eyes of surprise, envy, admiration and jealousy ... coming at her! "ah! I am the most beautiful! Didn't mom say that? I come from a noble family! I should have confidence! " So she looked up, nodded and greeted the flowers very calmly, just like an international movie star won an international video award, which was even more charming!
From then on, the days of Shanhua were completely different from the past. When the host comes home from work or goes on a business trip, he is the first to see her. The owner's charming wife took care of him in every way, asked the gardener to give her the sweetest imported mineral water, gave her the cleanest, most beautiful and nutritious special flower-growing soil, and often bathed her with warm hot water, which made her feel very comfortable. She often basks in the sun after nine o'clock in the morning and at four o'clock in the afternoon when the sun is not strong. The host likes the way she dozes off best. Really gentle and charming! So when he saw his master, he pretended to sleep to please him! Provoked the master to be fascinated, but also spoiled in every way! She is simply a harem beauty who is "pampered by three thousand"! Isn't it? Listen to you, the owner in a foreign country calls back three times a day to let the gardener take care of her! Look, look, the host brought another ministerial person to take a photo with her! She can't remember how many times she has been praised like this.
Hua Shan felt that she was living in heaven: "Look! How glorious I am! How happy I am! This is the life I want! " Every day, she just looks in the mirror, dresses up, is carefree and doesn't care about anything, since someone runs errands for her! She doesn't have to worry about the mood of other flowers in the Tibetan Yanyuan, as long as the owner is satisfied! As long as the owner is satisfied, he can get happiness!
Maybe the universe is a world full of too many regrets, maybe the universe is a world full of too many unknown variables, or maybe the universe is a world that kills too many beautiful things! Mountain flowers, beautiful, brilliant, prosperous and spoiled, can not escape the fate of extinction. After living in Zangyan Garden for less than a month, she soon became haggard. No matter how she dressed up or decorated, she could not hide her haggard and disabled face. The hostess asked botanist Tania Alio to treat her! Tenario looked at her and said, "This is a plant that is only suitable for dry and hot mountainous areas and nourished with red soil and farmyard manure! Can't transplant! The hot and humid environment you didn't give her is not suitable for her to survive. She's hopeless! " The woman stopped the man and cried, only to hear him say, "Since it's hopeless, throw away the basin at once!" " ! I'm tired of her sweet sleep! I found another pot of Saussurea involucrata in Tianshan Mountain. It's really beautiful! You'll love it! "After listening to her husband's words, the hostess immediately smiled through tears and said coldly to the gardener," Throw away the basin! ""in the face of the cry of the mountain flower, she ignored it as if she didn't hear it! The gardener took the mountain flowers to the trash can outside the gate, and there were endless laughter, whistles, applause and cheers in the Tibetan garden! Those famous flowers think that without mountain flowers, they can regain the favor of their owners! A bunch of stupid things! They will never know the depth of human greed! You poor bastards!
No sooner had the flowerpot been thrown into the trash can than someone came to the jasper basin and took it away. Poor shanhua was naked, devastated by the scorching sun and the smell of garbage, and soon she was dying. Before she died, she said, "Alas! It turns out that I can't live without the earth where I was born! Only my vanity hurts me! I didn't even leave a descendant! Shame! Shame! I really lost the face of my ancestors! " On her deathbed, she seemed to see the blue sky and elegant white clouds again, breathe the sweet mountain breeze, and hear Penny's warm call, as if she had returned to that high mountain. .......
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