The jokes about nurses and patients are very funny.

There is a joke: a mountaineer went to the city to see a doctor, and the doctor asked him what disease he had. He pointed to the place where he urinated and said, It hurts here. The doctor asked: Does the catheter hurt? The patient said: It hurts whether you pee or not. The doctor asked: Does the contraceptive pill hurt? The patient said: it hurts when it is not finished. The doctor had no choice but to give him a test sheet and a cup, and then told him to go to the bathroom to pee in the cup and go to the third floor for testing. After listening, the patient went to the bathroom to pee in the cup and ran to the third floor. The doctor said humorously and angrily, I want you to have a urine test on the third floor. Let's go The patient finally drank another cup of urine, but as soon as he went out, a woman in the opposite ladies' room knocked it over. When I was about to scold, I saw a cup of urine on the woman's hand. Without saying anything, I grabbed it and handed it to the supervision room on the third floor. Ten minutes later, he went to the doctor with the checklist, and the doctor said, wow! You are pregnant. The man sat on the ground and cried at will, saying, why don't I listen to my mother? I wouldn't listen if I said I didn't let my wife up there. Listen, I'm pregnant now.