A humorous joke with rich associations.

A humorous joke with rich associations.

1. Is there a Chinese test in primary school? Don't shoot. Before the exam, the teacher proudly said that pinyin was not taught in this book, but our extracurricular reading ability was tested.

As a result, all the students in the class wrote except one who likes reading very much? No place to dump shit? .

2. Primary school loves to sleep. Once the Chinese teacher assigned homework and wrote an essay entitled "If I were a spider". I asked my classmates after class and racked my brains at home at night to write a sensational "If I were a pig".

My classmates like spinach very much. Asked why, he said. When I was a child, my mother told me that spinach is rich in iron, and iron is accumulating in the body. To a certain extent, you can put a big magnet in school and a button on yourself. If you are late in the morning, just press the button and you will be sucked into the classroom.

I fantasize every day, check the terrain at school to see where to put magnets, and eat spinach every day.

How time flies! The mid-term exam is coming. Now I have begun to review nervously. I must start working hard, because if I don't work hard, my grades will not go up. If I don't get up, I will be scolded by my parents. If I am scolded by my parents, I will lose confidence. If I lose confidence, I will not be able to read well. If I don't study hard, I won't be able to graduate. If I can't graduate, I won't find a good job.

If you can't find a good job, you can't make money. If you can't make money, you can't pay taxes. Without money to pay taxes, it is difficult for the state to pay teachers. Teachers are not in the mood to teach unless they get paid.

If you are not in the mood to teach, it will affect the future of our motherland, it will be difficult for China to take off, and the Chinese nation will degenerate into a barbaric nation.

When the Chinese nation becomes a barbaric nation, the United States will suspect that our country has weapons of mass destruction. If our country has weapons of mass destruction, the United States will go to war with China and World War III will break out. When the Third World War broke out, one of them was definitely not strong enough to use nuclear weapons.

The use of nuclear weapons will destroy the natural environment. If the natural environment is destroyed, the atmosphere will break a big hole, the temperature of the earth will rise, the icebergs at the poles will melt, the icebergs will melt, the water level of the earth will rise, and the whole mankind will be drowned.

Because this is related to the safety of life and property of all mankind, I want to review well in the next few days, get good grades and prevent tragedies.

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